Sunday Funny: March of the Belgian Cadets

Belgium is a founding member of both the European Union and the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) military alliance of which the United States is also a member. In fact, NATO’s headquarters are in Brussels, the capital of Belgium. That means America is obliged by treaty to defend Belgium.

Ponder that, as you watch the video below of a group of cadets of the Belgium Defense Forces.

From “an open letter to the esteemed Belgian Defence Forces,” published on Military Times, an independent source of news and information for U.S. service members and their families:

[Y]our cadets of the Belgian Defence Forces…spent the week commemorating noteworthy first steps — which appeared to be their first … ever.

For that is the terrifying display the rest of the world bore witness to this week during the broadcast of a wonderful Belgian parade, one in which your group of cadets managed to stumble their way through…. One must assume the only reason for including this group of cadets was due to the nation of Belgium literally running out of human beings to fill the void in this section of the parade….

And the leader? He somehow managed to fall out of step … with himself…. If any training, at all, occurred leading up to this abomination, everyone involved is to be condemned for a job never done.

~Eowyn

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DCG
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DCG
1 year ago

I’ve seen groups of kindergartners walking together, holding those ropes, that look more coordinated than this!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

Not so funny when nations depend on defense. Belgian “waffles” anyone?

Mad Celt
Mad Celt
1 year ago

That was F Troop. No need to be alarmed.

YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

They walk like they’ve got rocks in their shoes

Watertender
Watertender
1 year ago

Maybe they are transgendered troops trying to figure out how their new poles or holes feel in their uniform pants…

Jackie Puppet
1 year ago

They’d probably march better if they were wearing red pumps 👠

Bikermailman
Bikermailman
1 year ago

Don’t worry, their Vibrant! Diverse! newcomers will take these guys’ places. They won’t be able to march either, but they will carry out the…mission.

kjf
kjf
1 year ago

The greatest Belgian to wear a uniform

Léon Degrelle, Waffen SS 1943-1945.
Wiki is (((comminist))) propaganda when you search him

Pearl
Pearl
1 year ago

When you put such obviously altered footage and try to make a point, it feels a bit abusive of the viewer. I would have liked to see the true performance, since I wasted my time reading this.

DCG
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DCG
1 year ago
Reply to  Pearl

When you want to object to such obviously altered footage, try to provide the source. Let me help you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsW3Sgls_V0

Rather than point out the mark at which you can see the true performance, I’m guessing y’all might want to view the full 2 1/2+ hour video yourself so you can determine the true performance.

After all, I wouldn’t want to abuse you…