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Medicare Part G

If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the hospital says Medicare does not provide for nursing home care, what do you do?

You may opt for the little-known Medicare Part G!

The plan gives anyone 70 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet to shoot a worthless politician, after which you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life.

There, you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need:

  • Need new teeth? No problem.
  • Need glasses? You’re covered.
  • Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!

And, who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.

The best part is this: Because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what?

H/t Auntie Lulu

~Eowyn

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7 responses to “Sunday Funnies!

  1. Small print warning: don’t do it in TX or FL.

     
  2. I’m gonna have to keep Plan G in mind for the future when I’m older, there’s just so-o-o-o many “bullet-worthy” politicians, though – LOL

     
  3. Some women have gone so far into the dirt pool, just think some day somebody is going to say, “I recognize you from that pic”. Wouldn’t that be embarrassing?

     
  4. Although “BIG CLIT ENERGY” was very distracting, my favorite was “MEDICARE PART G.”

    Even so, I would love to see a law enforcement team forced to wear T-shirts with “FIB” emblazoned on them. And if possible, maybe they could arrive with a special task force from the “WTF.” 😀

     
  5. looks great.

     
  6. Going a little too far with the “useless politician” – who gets to decide that? Better plan – ROB A BANK!! MINIMUM MANDATORY SENTENCE is SEVEN YEARS! If you get caught then you get all the benefits (except the UP), BUT, if you GET AWAY WITH IT – then you can retire in Florida and enjoy the mild weather, sunshine, and numerous “massage” parlors!!

     

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