When I posted about Miley Cyrus’ obscene “twerking” (simulated anal or doggie-style copulation) and masturbation at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, nationally televised at prime time just so families can watch it with their little kiddies, some of us felt sorry for her father, Billy Ray. (See “The meaning of Miley Cyrus’ tongue“.)
Except that while Miley was “twerking,” her mom had looked on approvingly — beaming. For his part, Billy Ray piously tweeted his support: “Thanking God for so many blessings tonight.” (Source)
You can stop feeling sorry for ol’ Billy Ray now.
Here’s evidence that Miley is EXACTLY Billy’s spawn.
Clearly running out of musical ideas, Billy just recorded a new hip-hop version of Achy Breaky Heart, his one hit back when the world was still young. Achy Breaky 2‘s music video is full of twerking Miley-wannabes.
To spare you from wasting 3:32 minutes of your time watching and listening to the truly awful Achy Breaky 2 music video, I “took the bullet” and watched it so that I could take these two screenshots of “twerking” females with demonic faces:
If you really want to punish yourself, here’s the music video:
Lest we forget, here’s a pic taken in 2008 of Miley with Billy Ray, for a spread in the glossy magazine Vanity Fair. She was only 15 years old. The two look like lovers instead of father and daughter. Ask yourself what father would pose like this with his daughter, at whatever age.
H/t FOTM’s swampygirl