Steve Martin's Song For Atheists

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H/t beloved fellow Joseph!
Here are the lyrics (courtesy of PacificVS):

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila’s
for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune,
Born agains sing He is risen,
But no one ever wrote a tune,
For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,
There’s no good news,
They’ll never sing a song of faith.

For atheists,
They have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata,
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada,
But they do have Sundays free.

Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven,
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
Numerologists can count to seven,
Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists,
There’s no good news,
They’ll never sing a song of Faith.

In their songs,
They have a rule,
The “he” is always lowercase.
The “he” is always lowercase.

Catholics dress up for Mass,
And listen to, Gregorian chants.

Atheists just take a pass,
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
Don’t have no songs!

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Steve Martin's Song For Atheists

  1. Music and song, so powerful, so beautiful; Like Manillow wrote:
    ” I write the songs that make the whole world sing,
    I write the songs of love and special things, I write the songs that make the young girls cry, I write the songs, I write the songs….”
    Oh ,Fortuna! has the power,
    We all want to jump up and dance with “Stay’in alive” and “The Macquenera”,or “YMCA”
    Just try not to cry at a funeral when they sing “Danny boy”.
    Nothing like “Jingle Bells” to get you in the mood for Christmas!
    “Enigma” fires the lower Chakras.OOOOH BABY………..!
    There is something deep within us that is triggered by music.
    Every nation, every tyrant, every major movement in history has had a song.
    “The “he” is always lowercase, but the “WE” is always uppercase……..”
    Oh well, who really cares?
    The almighty can fend for himself, I wish I had someone following me around 24/7 telling me how loved and respected I am; someone I could squish with nary a thought;”I ruined this one, fetch me another! AND STEP ON IT! (whoops, silly angel;shouldn’t have been so specific….)

     
    • “The almighty can fend for himself, I wish I had someone following me around 24/7 telling me how loved and respected I am; someone I could squish with nary a thought.”
      What a strange conception of God yours is.
      Your notion of God is a psychopathic narcissist, which surely is a portrait of Satan. Not the Second Person of the Triune God, Jesus Christ, who loves humanity so much He endured the excruciating torture of being flogged and having thorns pierced into his head, then to be murdered by the most horrible method of execution then known, devised by the Romans — that of being nailed alive to the cross.

       
  2. “For Atheists, There’s no good news, They’ll never sing a song of Faith” – how sad to live like that…

     

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