Southerners Can Be So Polite!

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H/t Richard!
~Steve

Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Tower: “Saudi Air 511 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”
 
Saudi Air: “Thank you Atlanta. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R – Allah be Praised.”
 
Atlanta Tower: “Iran Air 711 –You are cleared to land westbound on runway 27L.”
 
Iran Air: “Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel’s runway 27L. -Allah is Great.”       
Pause…
 
Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !”
 
Atlanta Tower: “Go ahead Saudi Air 511.”
 
Saudi Air: “YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.  WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.  INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!”
 
Atlanta Tower:  “Well bless your hearts.  And praise Jesus.  Y’all go on ahead now and tell Allah ‘hey’ for us, ya hear?”

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One response to “Southerners Can Be So Polite!

  1. Too funny–love it. Cannot help but love us Southerners, and Bless your heart!!

     

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