skippy's health plan and water.

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher’s stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted:
“Sehr angenehm!
Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.”
Which means: “Glad to meet you! Don’t drink the water. The cows have pooped in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama‘s health care plan. I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The rancher replied:
“Use both hands.”

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JosephBC69
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JosephBC69

It’s on its way to my list! Und danke sehr fuer diese!

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Ja, eine gute Witze!

Miranda
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Dumb Ass!

Miranda
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DUMB ASS…..That translates in ANY language! And they believe we are the ignorant ones!

SAM
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SAM

AND take as much home with you as you want

Annie
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Annie

Any idiot who works or campaigns for Ovomit was already FULL of B.S. and crap before he arrived in New Braunfels. Therefore, I doubt that the stupid moron would even notice the difference between the taste of the drinking water in Washington, D.C. and the rancher’s stock pond !! (LOL)

walthe310
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Personally, I think you should not refer to Barack as Skippy or Michelle as Moochelle. It shows a lack of respect. If want respect, you need to show it.

Dr. Eowyn
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Personally, respect is something that is earned. And neither Barry nor Moochelle has earned my respect.

DCGere
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DCGere

Respect for what? Routinely apologizing for America, gutting our military, and spending us into record debt/deficit?