Sister Mary Ann's Gasoline.

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when
she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said,
“If it starts, I’m turning Catholic!!”
~Steve~                              H/T  Joseph

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8 years ago

Good one, thanks for the chuckle… 😉

8 years ago

Well, Grouchy, I gotta agree that we’re a pair, and I hear the laughing….
If the new Hoeland Insecurity wasn’t in place, I’d LOVE to travel to Flori-dada and visit w/our Steve and my 40+ years friend Steve Smith of Gulfport, very near our Steve. Both have wonderful senses of humour, and I’m going to miss them terribly if we’re sent to different camps….

8 years ago

You guys have some good ones. I also get in a few on my facebook page. If ya want to look it up search for my email. It’s the name I use here

8 years ago

no texaco stations around here anymore…or phillips 66. or clark gas.