Sick of jihadists? Join our Caption Contest!

This is the 91st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM reader David Y.):
grinning mullahs
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“We’re widening our anus for jihad!”

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2015.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!
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0 responses to “Sick of jihadists? Join our Caption Contest!

  1. “And LOOK! She’s only 12 years old too!!”

  2. Check that out… she is hotter than my 9 year old wife…

  3. Wow… that almost looks better than my favorite goat… reply… I know and my goat smells better and has a better attitude… oh don’t get me started about my donkey…

  4. my 6 wives three years old ! and i’m buying more

  5. AND then they had James Taylor sing “You’ve got a friend” to the French PM…hehehe

  6. He is telling them we are a JV team!! How they ever believe him, is beyond me!!!

  7. Oh, He really is an Idiot, isn’t He..??

  8. Snippy the Schmuck

    Hey…*pssssssst* I’ll flip you 3 bags of camel kibble and 2 K-Mart sheets for 6 of your afterlife virgins if you give me a ride JiffyMart.

  9. Barry is such a good boy….. always does what he’s told.
    …. we taught him well.

  10. Kevin J Lankford

    Just look like this….and put your hand like this……they think you really smart then……they will believe allah is real then.., and believe any thing you say.

  11. “Oily Snackbar”, can you believe that snook 0bama actually believes our “Religion of Peace” schtick.

  12. Don’t you hate it when you get goat pubes stuck in your teeth?

  13. I’d sure like to get to know that goat on a first name basis

  14. Samson’s Fist: Total War [Annihilation] is Only Winnable War with Islam

  15. i heard Michele’s penis is bigger than Barack’s….

  16. Larry Dean Barnes

    He thinks his new back pack has his lunch and school books.

  17. What a great idea putting Viagara in the Pope’s hot chocolate!

  18. “Do Obama’s ears tickle your thighs, too?”

  19. “I hear there is a nacho party tomorrow night at the mosque on 82nd street “

  20. You’re right, killing all these peace believing infidels IS almost as fun as sex with my donkey! Praise be to that pervert muHAMmed!

  21. Tee Hee! We can run in there and chop off a ton of heads while they are side-lined on climate change! Fish in a barrel!

  22. I love the smell of pre-pubescent boys in the morning.

  23. “You know-if we’re to be true to the Koran,we must kill the homosexual,Barack Obama,but let’s just YELL him that,and let him worry about it a while-this’ll be really funny!”

  24. See, when Mooch purses her lips like that, it reminds me of my favorite camel’s A-A-A-Achmed, there is a tingle running up my leg!

  25. She looks scrumptious – too bad she’s only five years old and your granddaughter. After all, we do have our principles!

  26. “Don’t allow them to hypocritically introduce their own recruited terrorists as representatives of Islam.”

  27. Wish You Waziristan

    John Kerry walks into a bar
    Bartender says, “why the long face?”

  28. He actually changed the name of America to Obamastan!!!

  29. After both noticing the bulge under “mooch’s” dress.

  30. What a crummy speech…… No wonder the democrats use an ass for their symbol.
    (Psst…. The white haired infidel behind him. He’s the one I told you about…. the one who ‘likes soft balls’. heh….heh…heh.)

  31. Look, Akmed beheads like a girl.

  32. ooohhhh I like the way you rub the inside of my thigh… after we get out of here let’s go get my donkey for a 3 way….

  33. Somebody needs to post this thread on a muzzzie site to see how many fartwas we can get… not part of the caption contest but just for fun…

  34. they’re giving us 11 billion dollars and we still get to nuke the us

  35. So the one with the big feet is the one they call First “lady”?

  36. Douglas Legvold

    “Haha. He is going senile. I just saw him wipe his butt with that hand!

  37. Teeheehee, that Christian screamed like a girl when Mo cut his head off…

  38. Yellow Cake? And all for me? How sweet of you!

  39. A Muhammad bobble-doll? Of my very own? How sweet of you, you sly old donkey dorker you!

  40. A Muhammad and Barbie doll set? For me? How can I ever thank you?

  41. Is that your hand I feel?

  42. A little deeper please

  43. The new batteries, they did the trick, that is sooooooooo good.

  44. Mmmmmmm… your fingers smell like my butt…or is it yours?

  45. John Kerry farted and said, “Keep the change Frenchies!”

  46. “I heard that if the terrorists had been shot by a Ferguson cop, Obama would have gone to Paris.”

  47. “I hear she has the penis, and he has the VaJJ”

  48. “We are widening YOUR anus for jihad, America! Barry, get that extra large spreader out of your sphincter and employ it on your infidel countrymen! NOW!!!!!!”

  49. “I hear Jihad Jimmy has many extra special surprises for us after the goat banging banquet! I just peed my man dress thinking of the possibilities!”

  50. And a Child shall be born of a Virgin.