Saturday's funnies

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Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”
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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says
~Steve~             
A personal note: A big “thank you” to everyone who helped me out. Without you I’m nuttin’. Happy New Year to every one at FOTM!

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2 responses to “Saturday's funnies

  1. I like the bear joke Steve,”all I gotta do is outrun you buddy” LOL!! Happy New Years All!!!

     
  2. A gun might come in handy in both those situations….unless the government determines we don’t “need” em..
    Happy new year Steve!

     

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