Saturday Funny: Salesmanship

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Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day, while Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos shows Jose his sign — “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support” — and asks, “What’s wrong with that?”

Jose: “No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!”

Carlos: “All right, what is on your sign?”

Jose shows him this:

H/t Maziel

~Eowyn

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13 responses to “Saturday Funny: Salesmanship

  1. Guess he’s stayin’ here with all the others that said they’d move if Trump won.

     
  2. I love it, you are the greatest !

     
  3. That’s great……………., and true!

     
  4. To bad they don’t get the hint and go home, the bums.

     
  5. GEEZ….what to do as an American (most esp., an American politician): Give or obstruct….give or obstruct….????? What a quandry for this last guy in deliberating as a “humanitarian” politician. Isn’t life so hard these days for Pelosi et al????

     
    • It really is a sore point that our Congressional representatives care more about citizens of foreign countries than they do about the US citizens that they represent. It is outrageous!

       
      • I was undergoing a critical surgery at UCLA. The front desk told my spouse that unless we paid the co-pay they were going to stop the operation and let me die. That same hospital was caring for illegals FREE OF CHARGE and no such strain was put on the poor needy illegals who don’t have to worry their little heads about how they’re going to pay the bills.

        It’s time for Americans to revolt. Just wait until this happens to you. They were going to let me die while handing out free medical care to illegals. This was AFTER they were ALREADY PAID $50k for the surgery!

         
        • omg…..SO SORRY JJ, are you OK? This has happened to us and I have posted here and there about this on this site and elsewhere. Socialized medicine has already taken over/destroyed our health care system for those who pay the MOST for it, in favor of those who pay the least or NOTHING, without even most recognizing it….but most assuredly so in the Planet of Mexifonia, accelerted by the Barack Insane Obama 8-year administration. It has been the “Thief in the Night…., ” sneaking up on us without warning until we find ourselves in need of the services that we’ve been paying for hand over fist for decades…and then….when we need it, are threatened with default against us……while the illegals, non-payers, belly up to the free “bar” of medical care. Fairly recently, my husband had to seek a second implant of a tooth…..we’ve paid for years and years for supplemental dental insurance, beyone our “regular” dental insurance…that would pay for one implant per year. He, unfortunately, required 2 in one year. While sitting in the waiting room awaiting this 2nd implant, for which we were going to have to pay thousands of dollars above our annual insurance fee, he encountered a young man, a grandson of an ancient patient sitting there, whose grandmother, from Mexico, not one word of English, obviously here as a benefactress of the chain migration immigration “laws” …….was there to recieve a TOTAL mouth implant, free of charge according to her grateful, innocently-truth-spewing grandson……courtesy of MediCal…..for which we know she’d never worked, earned, and pretty sure she was not even a legal citizen of the USA…but was only here due to the chain migration loopholes in our bizarre “immigration laws.” Talk about feeling bushwhacked…flogged….fleeced….duped….played for a fool…..and so on.
          I imagine you felt the same. But there you are, backed into a corner, in need of care, and so what do you do? You PAY. Even over the inequities, the financial “blackmail” of this “system,” you pay….b/c you maybe can…and b/c maybe “they” KNOW that you can…..and in this way, the present (informal) “medical system” in the USA goes forward, after you, after us, after untold people who do the same as you did, as we did….just PAY and shut up, get the treatment/services we need, and go on. When and how will this stop….if ever?

           
  6. Funny!

     
  7. These leeches should not have been here in the first place, their contribution to America is diseases, ignorance, prostitution, drugs, and the downfall of our country. Return them to their parasitic country.

     
  8. ROF!

     
  9. Norman L. Wherrett, Jr.

    Who else was hanging around the TACO TRUCK?

     

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