Saturday Funny: Salesmanship

Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day, while Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos shows Jose his sign — “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support” — and asks, “What’s wrong with that?”

Jose: “No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!”

Carlos: “All right, what is on your sign?”

Jose shows him this:

H/t Maziel

~Eowyn

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YouKnowWho
YouKnowWho
1 year ago

Guess he’s stayin’ here with all the others that said they’d move if Trump won.

Jim Campbell
1 year ago

I love it, you are the greatest !

Lophatt
Lophatt
1 year ago

That’s great……………., and true!

Carmen
Carmen
1 year ago

To bad they don’t get the hint and go home, the bums.

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago

GEEZ….what to do as an American (most esp., an American politician): Give or obstruct….give or obstruct….????? What a quandry for this last guy in deliberating as a “humanitarian” politician. Isn’t life so hard these days for Pelosi et al????

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago
Reply to  CalGirl

It really is a sore point that our Congressional representatives care more about citizens of foreign countries than they do about the US citizens that they represent. It is outrageous!

JJ
JJ
1 year ago
Reply to  Auntie Lulu

I was undergoing a critical surgery at UCLA. The front desk told my spouse that unless we paid the co-pay they were going to stop the operation and let me die. That same hospital was caring for illegals FREE OF CHARGE and no such strain was put on the poor needy illegals who don’t have to worry their little heads about how they’re going to pay the bills. It’s time for Americans to revolt. Just wait until this happens to you. They were going to let me die while handing out free medical care to illegals. This was AFTER they… Read more »

CalGirl
CalGirl
1 year ago
Reply to  JJ

omg…..SO SORRY JJ, are you OK? This has happened to us and I have posted here and there about this on this site and elsewhere. Socialized medicine has already taken over/destroyed our health care system for those who pay the MOST for it, in favor of those who pay the least or NOTHING, without even most recognizing it….but most assuredly so in the Planet of Mexifonia, accelerted by the Barack Insane Obama 8-year administration. It has been the “Thief in the Night…., ” sneaking up on us without warning until we find ourselves in need of the services that we’ve… Read more »

Steven Broiles
1 year ago

Funny!

Auntie Lulu
Auntie Lulu
1 year ago
Reply to  Steven Broiles

Actually I found it to be down right hilarious!

Alma
Alma
1 year ago

These leeches should not have been here in the first place, their contribution to America is diseases, ignorance, prostitution, drugs, and the downfall of our country. Return them to their parasitic country.

Dave
Editor
1 year ago

ROF!

Norman L. Wherrett, Jr.
Norman L. Wherrett, Jr.
1 year ago

Who else was hanging around the TACO TRUCK?