Saturday Funny: Salesmanship

Jose and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day, while Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”

Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos shows Jose his sign — “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support” — and asks, “What’s wrong with that?”

Jose: “No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!”

Carlos: “All right, what is on your sign?”

Jose shows him this:

H/t Maziel

~Eowyn

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Saturday Funny: Salesmanship
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YouKnowWho

Guess he’s stayin’ here with all the others that said they’d move if Trump won.

Jim Campbell
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I love it, you are the greatest !

Lophatt
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Lophatt

That’s great……………., and true!

Carmen
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Carmen

To bad they don’t get the hint and go home, the bums.

CalGirl
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CalGirl

GEEZ….what to do as an American (most esp., an American politician): Give or obstruct….give or obstruct….????? What a quandry for this last guy in deliberating as a “humanitarian” politician. Isn’t life so hard these days for Pelosi et al????

Steven Broiles
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Funny!

Alma
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Alma

These leeches should not have been here in the first place, their contribution to America is diseases, ignorance, prostitution, drugs, and the downfall of our country. Return them to their parasitic country.

Dave
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ROF!

Norman L. Wherrett, Jr.
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Norman L. Wherrett, Jr.

Who else was hanging around the TACO TRUCK?