Jose and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.
Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only $8.00 or $9.00 a day, while Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.
“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to Jose, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?”
Jose says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”
Carlos shows Jose his sign — “I have no work, a wife and six kids to support” — and asks, “What’s wrong with that?”
Jose: “No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!”
Carlos: “All right, what is on your sign?”
Jose shows him this:
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