Saturday Funny: Great Quotes of the Democrat Party

From the distant past:

  • “One man with courage makes a majority.” ~Andrew Jackson
  • “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • “The buck stops here.” ~Harry S. Truman
  • “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” ~John F. Kennedy

More recent Democrat gems of wisdom:

#1: “I see that the good Senator from the great state of Massachusetts has changed his position on off-shore drilling.” ~Sen. Howell Heflin (D-Alabama) in 1989, after the National Enquirer ran photos of Ted Kennedy having sex with one of his aides in a motorboat during a European vacation. (Boston.com)

#2: “It depends what your definition of ‘is’ is.” ~William Jefferson Clinton, Sept. 13, 1998.

#3: “Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.” ~Hillary Rodham-Clinton in 1998.

#4: “I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” ~Al Gore in a March 9, 1999 interview on CNN. (CSMonitor)

#5: “Those rumors are false. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” ~John Edwards, October 2007. (ABC News)

#6: “I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go.” ~Barack Obama on the campaign trail in Beaverton, Oregon, in May 2008. (Red State)

#7: “America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don’t want that future, uh, for my children.” ~Barack Obama at a campaign stop in Elkhart, Indiana, August 2008. (Hot Air)

#8: “Paying income taxes is voluntary.” ~Sen. Harry Reid, May 1, 2009. (InfoWars)

#9: “We have to pass the bill [Obamacare] so that you can find out what is in it.” ~Nancy Pelosi, at the National Association of Counties’ annual Legislative Conference on March 9, 2010, in Washington D.C. (Pelosi.house.gov)

#10: “If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.” ~Barack Obama at a rally in Roanoke, Va., July 13, 2012. (FoxNews)

#11: “What difference does it make?” ~Hillary Clinton at the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing on Benghazi, Jan. 23, 2013.

#12: “[Pro-lifers] pray in church on Sunday and then prey on people . . . while we’re doing the Lord’s work by ministering to the needs of God’s creation.” ~Nancy Pelosi, January 22, 2017. (LifeSiteNews)

#13: “There is a spark of divinity among every person on earth, and we all have to recognize that as we respect the dignity and worth of every person.” Nancy Pelosi on violent MS-13 gang members, May 17, 2018. (Daily Caller)

Vote for your favorite here!

Mine is #9: Pelosi’s “We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.” As a physician said: “That is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.”

H/t Darlene

~Eowyn

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DCG
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Bill Clinton’s “is” a classic…

Watertender
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Watertender

Hillary calling Bill all those nice things is the biggest bunch of bullshit in the survey!!

Alma
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Alma

I voted for No.11. This is a dark, cold-hearted woman full of hate. The more setbacks she experiences make her wicked and malicious. But I find her greatest punishment is her equal, one she couldn’t subdue or he would have destroyed her, William Jefferson Clinton.

Bob
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Bob

don’t worry, this won’t affect you!

Judy Abbott
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Judy Abbott

“What me worry”. Mad Magazine.

Steven Broiles
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The Democratic Party has become the Party of Madness!

operaghost
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operaghost

#7… Because BO seemed to be trying to say he wanted to Make America Great Again… though not very succinctly. 😀

YouKnowWho
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YouKnowWho

I chose other. “all of the above”

Jackie Puppet
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#1 was pretty damned funny! Very snarky!