Saturday Funnies!

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Spectacular Job Fails:


And some choice Irish jokes:

Mick says to Paddy: “Close your curtains the next time you’re shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.”
Paddy says: “Well the joke’s on them stupid idiots, because I wasn’t even home yesterday.”
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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, “Not guilty.:
“That’s grand!” shouted Reilly. “Does that mean I can keep the money?”
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An American tourist asks an Irishman: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the Irishman replies: “If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the bloody boat.”
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Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
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Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, “Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantel?”
“No,” said Feeney, “but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.”

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H/t John Molloy and Ken R.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Saturday Funnies!

  1. Ha! These are great! XD

     
  2. Thanks for the very much needed laughs!

     
  3. Funny! And we need MORE ethnic jokes, not less: The inability to laugh at oneself is a surefire sign of a certain SUPERCILIOUSNESS that the human heart is rightly appalled at.

     
  4. Watch the background of the latest Hogg video

     
    • Disgusted . . . . I didn’t have my glasses on while I watched this . . . but I can only hope that the driver of the black truck was flippin’ these two cretins off the entire time he drove by!
      Baldy and Piglet are just about the most disgusting supposedly high school students in the annals of US history!

       
    • Ha, ha! Perfect. He flipped off “Poncho and Lefty”.

       

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