Roseanne Barr is running for POTUS

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TMZ:  Roseanne Barr — who famously butchered the National Anthem — has filed official documents to become the Green Party’s nominee for President of the United States of America.  Barr — who has been waging a Twitter and Facebook grassroots, digital campaign — has just made it official.  She wants to carry the Green Party banner in the November election.
Barr says she’s sick of Democrats and Republicans, whom she believes are not working in the best interests of the American people.  So what, you ask, is Roseanne pushing?  The answer is simple … pot.  She wants marijuana legalized and sold strictly domestically.
Remember she said this back in October of last year:
“I am for the return of the Guillotine that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty. I would allow the guilty bankers the ability to pay back anything over  $100 million in personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million.  And if they are unable to live on that amount  then they should go to the re-education camps and if that doesn’t help, then be beheaded.”
Course she picks the $100 million mark as her net worth is only $80 million (wants to give herself room to make a couple more million I guess).
But I’m confused…on her Twitter page she retweeted this, “@TheRealRoseanne people need to pour their love and energy into the Occupy movement, not waste time voting.”  I’m sure some will waste their vote on her.
One thing she did tweet that I can agree with, “I really think that Americans can solve the problems that we have very easily, together, once we remove the corruption from our government.”  Can we start with Skippy, Holder, Tim TurboTax and the rest of this administration?

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0 responses to “Roseanne Barr is running for POTUS

  1. I just looove that pic. It so perfectly captures the real Roseanne Barr. LOL

  2. Tell us all about it lesbo Barr freak!

  3. Good let her suck some voters from Obama!

  4. Wouldn’t it be better for her to seek office in Mexico or the Middle East due to her professed fondness of beheadings? They really haven’t caught on here yet…

  5. Seriously some obama supporters will vote for her so I hope she does really well!!! SHe certainly will not pull support from the right!!!

  6. Nevermind her views on how the govt should ‘buy out’ it’s own already govt owned properties… yeah, I know…makes no sense, but she is one who is the queen of nonsense.. and then some of her policy priorities: forgive all student loans, homeowner debt and credit card debt by dissolving the Federal Reserve; institute single-payer healthcare within 100 days of her inauguration; pursue those she calls financial terrorists, reconfigure American diets, shifting away from animal protein and toward protein from nuts (she owns a nut farm in Hawaii); fight for gay rights and that she’d abolish all taxes… Forget being elected…Ain’t gonna happen lady!

  7. i agree with will she has the potential to suck the kook moron vote away from obama and hopefully this will cost him reelection.

  8. I must be developing middle-aged dyslexia.
    LOL – When I first read the title, I could have sworn DCG said that Roseanne Barr is running for Hippopotamus.
    After all, she is eminently qualified. 😉

  9. WHO let this stupid bitch out of her cave? Semper Fi.

  10. Roseanne,
    Please give me back my platform,
    I got this covered

  11. i thought she was still at the zoo


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