Romney tells a birther joke

On Sunday night (Oct. 12, 2014), while campaigning for 2014 U.S. Senate candidate Joni Ernst of Iowa, former GOP presidential nominee and Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney told a birther joke about President Ebola:

President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID. And the teller said you’ve got to prove who you are.
He said, “How should I do that?” She said the other day Phil Mickelson came in, he didn’t have his ID but he set up a little cup on the ground, took a golf ball, putted it right into that cup so they knew it was Phil Mickelson. They cashed his check.
And then Andre Agassi came in. And Andre Agassi didn’t have his ID either. He put a little target on the wall, took a tennis ball and racquet– hit it onto that target time. We knew that was Andre Agassi so we cashed his check.
And she said to him, “Is there anything you can do to prove who you are?” And [Obama] said, “I don’t have a clue.”
And she said, “Well, Mr. President, do you want your money in small bills or large bills.”

H/t BirtherReport
Remember what the late Joan Rivers said to a reporter two months before she died, after going into a coma while undergoing a routine endoscopy?
She said, “We all know he [Obama] is gay and Michelle is a tranny.”
Just as Hollywood and the MSM “all know” we have a homosexual president and a transgender first lady, America’s political élites also “all know” about Obama’s bogus birth certificate and his constitutional ineligibility to be president of the United States.
But I do give Romney some credit for being the first nationally-known politician to bring up this subject, albeit in a joke.
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5 years ago

LOL-Good one!!!

5 years ago

I believe that BHO was not born in Kenya, but in the British Protectorate of East Africa, so a British citizen. After his birth, the Protectorate gained independence and was named Kenya. The mother was CIA-connected through her family and moved to Indonesia as an archeologist, a common CIA cover. We could have a Cecil Rhodes/Royals/Rothschild/Rockefeller Muslim creation raised in a military dictatorship for president. It helps explain the financing, open doors, Nobel Prize, and media cover up of it all. The royals want their colony back, but, at the moment, they are destroying themselves domestically.
5 years ago

So with the damage nearly complete after six years of the imPOSter’s reign of error, good ol’ Mitt has grown one small, underdeveloped testicle — color me unimpressed.
I suppose I could say “Well hey, it’s a start”, but as I see it, Mitt Romney had his chance to show real leadership six years ago (because they really DO “all know”!), and he failed.
What he needs is an extended meeting with Erik Rush so he can learn about *real* manhood and courage.

5 years ago

It’s a joke implying that he’s stupid and doesn’t have a clue; it has nothing to do with his country of birth. He probably wasn’t born here, but this joke has nothing to do with that.

mike cdiamond
5 years ago

if a muslim and a mormon are both on the ticket for president vote for the mormon,im not a mormon but its a better choice!

5 years ago

I just received VERY LATE-breaking news to myself when I read a referenced post, “DC Politicos Already Know Obama Ineligible,” April 22, 2010. I didn’t know FOTM then and the great work the team did, but it is not too late to learn. That is, if one becomes motivated enough to stop the destruction of our great nation and the rest of humanity. Our descendants will not look back on us with pride. Telephone number for Senate and House of Representatives, (202) 224-3121.

5 years ago

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