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Government regulation: Lemonade Day done wrong

Nicolas S. Martin of the LA Times has written an op-ed about his attempt to have his child participate in National Lemonade Day. His story is a great lesson of how over-controlling our big government has become today. Here’s his story:
My 8-year-old recently got the lemonade stand itch. So we started laying plans to enrich her college fund by enticing passers-by with white chocolate-pistachio cookies and juice from organic lemons. Fortunately, our property backs onto one of the busiest paved urban trails in America, bustling on weekends with cyclists, rollerbladers and pedestrians. Visions of dollars danced in our heads.
Googling for the perfect lemonade recipe, we soon found a site promoting a May 1 “national” event called Lemonade Day. This event, organizers say, is an “initiative designed to teach kids how to start, own and operate their own business — a lemonade stand.” What better day to begin building our lemonade empire?
After shopping for her raw materials, I gave my kid a bedtime primer about starting a business. How much profit do you make after expenses? How should you promote your business? Give the customer a great product. She soaked it up and went to sleep all inspiration and smiles. Then I got to thinking about something I hadn’t discussed with her: government regulations.
The next morning I began a three-day phone trek through the maze of government agencies that regulate businesses and food sales, and I watched my child’s All-American plan crumble like fresh-baked cookies.
My first call was to the parks department, which maintains the trail. That agency is a sponsor of the local Lemonade Day, but, alas, does not permit lemonade stands on its properties any other day of the year. It especially doesn’t allow them alongside the trail. Why? They would be “dangerous”; accidents would happen. Do they expect any accidents on Lemonade Day, I asked? “No, we are confident nothing bad will happen that day.” Poof! Our best option for a profitable lemonade stand was gone.
My next calls were to the health department, where I eventually found an official who cheerfully told me that, except on Lemonade Day, no child can legally operate a lemonade stand in our city. Nowhere. No time. As far as she is concerned, Lemonade Day itself is just food poisoning waiting to happen. What the Lemonade Day organizers should teach the children, said the health official, is about the importance of learning and obeying the government regulations that prohibit lemonade stands.
Learning to be an entrepreneur “starts with a lemonade stand,” say the organizers of Lemonade Day. But they don’t want to talk about the regulations that make it impossible for my kid to become a lemonade stand entrepreneur. They tell me it is “silly” and “beside the point” to focus on the regulations. I am told that Lemonade Day is about kids learning to “give back to their communities,” “do better in school” and “open bank accounts.” It is not about something so self-serving as making a profit by selling a good product. That is the old American way, but the new way is living with rules that banish the lemonade stand to one government-approved day a year.
Nicolas concludes with “Next year they should rename it Regulation Day.” That would apply to everyday of the year in today’s era of big government.

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ya know this would be a good job for Sara Palin,sit down and X thru all the ridiculous red tape,and we would all cheer her on. She would be good at it. I would enjoy doing this,man would I.

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Regulations have been killing our economy for years. You know, instead of focusing on de-funding, it might be worthwhile if Congress, state and local governments focused on de-regulating.
On second thought, that’s not likely to happen. They’ll lose all those juicy fines they assess when regulations are broken.
Land of the free — or free enterprise? I think not!


This is so pathetically stupid that it’s almost impossible to comment on it. But it should be expected in an age of empire and crony capitalism: you’re either with us, or you’re against us! Well, it’s a sad day when a country is set against its government: “I love my country, but I can’t trust its feral gubbmint!” Don’t get me started on our TOTALLY stupid gun laws. Here in Kanada, on Monday, 02 May, we go to the polls once, once more, as the Duke would say, to see IF we can get it right this time. In very… Read more »


Please forgive my spelling lapses, as I was VERY impassioned on this. I meant “I very much doubt” not “In very much doubt”, and “they were paid well”, not “they paid well”, as children never do, nor do we expect them to! I have two favourite quotations. The first is from Goethe: “There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.” And we’ve ALL paid the price. Next, e e cummings, “a world of made is not a world of born,” which I feel is the greatest line ever written. OK, to date! All my best to all, stay strong:… Read more »


The America I grew up in is gone.


Government run amok!