Ramifications of Roswell 1947

A friend received the following email


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Do not read this with a mouthful of water

The following information is completely untrustworthy, and I recommend you discard it completely…  

after reading it 

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on
July 8, 1947 , a little more than 67 years ago, numerous
witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object,
(UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep
and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month
of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day,
the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding
with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of
things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support
the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
Have a Happy New Year…….Ha…Ha


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Northerngirl
Northerngirl
5 years ago

LOL!!

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
5 years ago
Reply to  Northerngirl

LOL!-(furrowed brow)-HMmmmmmm…..

Northerngirl
Northerngirl
5 years ago
Reply to  truckjunkie

Not much you can say about sheep and donkey shaggers now is there???

Dr. Eowyn
Admin
Dr. Eowyn
5 years ago

HA HA HA HA! Yup, that explains it! LOL

Jack
Jack
5 years ago

This makes perfect sense, Biden and Pelosi could have been created together n the same tube and something went very wrong, such as someone forgetting to add a certain chemical that was responsible for brain cell formation{):-)

truckjunkie
truckjunkie
5 years ago
Reply to  Jack

Maybe Reid got mixed in there,too…

DCG
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DCG
5 years ago

Add Boehner to that list too!

BobToonist
BobToonist
5 years ago

Excellent posting. Since we have our collective tongue in our cheek, how about: Aliens have been reported in different types. Some of them are designated as ‘the greys’, with grey skin and large eyes. I think Nancy Pelosi fits that bill. There are also some of them with wrinkled, green skin: Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein. Some of them specialize in the use of ‘probes’. Think: Bill Clinton, the Prober in Chief. One clue to uncovering aliens is their difficulty with human language. Hmmm, such as Obama, Sharpton, and Jackson……? They’re accustomed to alien foods….. like you might… Read more »

Ti
Ti
5 years ago

In a related story…
https://www.wsj.com/articles/drone-crashes-on-white-house-grounds-1422286164
follow up: DHS has called the legendary Tinker Bell Squadron to active duty
and put them on high alert.

Lobobro
5 years ago

Well that does clear up a lot of questions! Now we have to find a way to send them back to where they came from; NO AMNESTY!!!

Mike howrightismike
Mike howrightismike
5 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

CalGirl
5 years ago

Made my day. 🙂

Steven Broiles
5 years ago

“Now you listen to me, America. Now you listen to me: I did not have sex with that alien, Hillary Clinton!”