Ramifications of Roswell 1947

A friend received the following email


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Do not read this with a mouthful of water

The following information is completely untrustworthy, and I recommend you discard it completely…  

after reading it 

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on
July 8, 1947 , a little more than 67 years ago, numerous
witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object,
(UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep
and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico .
This is a well-known incident that many say has long
been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other
Federal Agencies and Organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month
of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day,
the following people were born:
Barrack Obama Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden
This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding
with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of
things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they support
the bill to help all Illegal Aliens.
Have a Happy New Year…….Ha…Ha


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0 responses to “Ramifications of Roswell 1947

  1. LOL!!

     
  2. HA HA HA HA! Yup, that explains it! LOL

     
  3. This makes perfect sense, Biden and Pelosi could have been created together n the same tube and something went very wrong, such as someone forgetting to add a certain chemical that was responsible for brain cell formation{):-)

     
  4. Add Boehner to that list too!

     
  5. Excellent posting. Since we have our collective tongue in our cheek, how about:
    Aliens have been reported in different types. Some of them are designated as ‘the greys’, with grey skin and large eyes. I think Nancy Pelosi fits that bill.
    There are also some of them with wrinkled, green skin: Hillary Clinton, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein.
    Some of them specialize in the use of ‘probes’. Think: Bill Clinton, the Prober in Chief.
    One clue to uncovering aliens is their difficulty with human language. Hmmm, such as Obama, Sharpton, and Jackson……?
    They’re accustomed to alien foods….. like you might find on a school lunch tray devised by Michael Obama.
    Crop circles were first discovered on a farm in rural Tennessee, owned by the Gore family. They suspected Global Warming. They were actually formed by their son, Algore, walking around in circles talking to himself, after finding himself friendless…..
    Some of them are unusually tall, with distorted features: John ‘Lurch’ Kerry
    When you get right down to it, most of the politicians with a ‘D’ after their names (for ‘Dumb F**k’) would fit right in as Klingons, Romulans, and .any one of those guys in the bar scene in ‘Star Wars’.

     
  6. In a related story…
    http://www.wsj.com/articles/drone-crashes-on-white-house-grounds-1422286164
    follow up: DHS has called the legendary Tinker Bell Squadron to active duty
    and put them on high alert.

     
  7. Well that does clear up a lot of questions! Now we have to find a way to send them back to where they came from; NO AMNESTY!!!

     
  8. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!

     
  9. Made my day. 🙂

     
  10. “Now you listen to me, America. Now you listen to me: I did not have sex with that alien, Hillary Clinton!”

     

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