Psst…. Wanna play in our new Caption Contest?

This is the 51st world-famous FOTM Caption Contest! 😀

Here’s the pic (click to enlarge!):

Barack ObamaPic of Obama visiting Nelson Mandela’s former prison in South Africa, June 30, 2013.

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 16, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell.”—John Milton, Paradise Lost.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!


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  1. I reckon this’ll be my new home, if the American sheeple ever wake up. Heh! Heh!

  2. Now Stay!… Good boy… good boy…

  3. Maybe Michelle can fix this place up a little after we both get the boot.

  4. Hey, look! Down there in the prison yard! I see Joe, and there’s Rahm, and Hillary! Aw, hell, this won’t be so bad!

  5. Oh! I like what they’re doing to Rahm down there in the prison yard… Maybe I’ll mosey on out there myself. Heh! Heh!

  6. I am not a crook!

  7. Nelson Mandela killed so many white people I’m shocked they even let him live here.

  8. Locke Enlode

    What Barry is hearing over the prison PA… “Nana,na, na, nana, na, na, hey, hey, GOOD-BYE!” And heard from the prison guard walking up to close the cell door on Barry while singing… “Nana, na, na, nana, na, na, Hey, Hey, GOOD-BYE!”

  9. Who woulda thunk the beer I made in Vegas on Benghazi woulda ended like THIS?~ obamama

    Please, God, justice for our heroes. :'( ~the American patriots

    • Meant:

      Who woulda thunk the BET I made in Vegas on Benghazi woulda ended like THIS?~ obamama

      Please, God, justice for our heroes. :'( ~the American patriots

  10. This one isn’t going to be nice….forgive me in advance….. 😉

    Obamama, “Can’t WAIT to drop the soap!”

  11. traildustfotm

    That’s a great picture! It’s going to be hard to avoid tossing in my own nasty little quips. I can’t wait to see what the readers come up with! 😀

  12. Remember Barry…it’s shank or be shanked…

  13. Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Kenya anymore.

  14. So I will be living in something like this if the sheeple ever grow a set of balls and impeach me before my term is over. I’m not scared as I have a plan; it is called Obamacare. I will also sign a bill at the next recess to out law the sheeple to grow a set of balls.

  15. Lock the door and throw away the key!

  16. ooooh, is that the proctologist?

  17. Dressage Rider

    Déjà vu?

  18. “Bitch thinks the White House is a prison? Wait ’til she gets a taste of some of the brothers in here!”

  19. I hope those boys down in the yard remember the free phones I gave them!

  20. Damn, I can still see the Mooch’s ass from all the way over here.

  21. “I told Pelosi we should have read what was in it.”

  22. Alice Wolf

    This is not what I had in mind.

  23. “Now I won’t have to look for that damn birth certificate anymore.”

  24. “Boy, one week in here and I’d sellout my country, my mom, uncle Screwtape and my brother Wormwood…..oh, wait, I already sold out my country..hahahaha

  25. Note: This one is strictly for movie fans:

    Strother Martin’s voice from Cool Hand Luke: “What we have here is failure to communicate!”

  26. Dressage Rider

    President Jumanji surveys his fiefdom, “Curses, that danged Moochie missed a turn and I will be stuck forever in this board game just like Alan Parrish!”

  27. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought I would despise the song ” JAILHOUSE ROCK ” as I do at this very moment , and b.t.w. hey guard , where’s my taxpayer paid-for tube of K-Y ?

  28. I get so excited I pace up and down in my cell just before my conjugal visits with Reggie.

  29. “Cross dressing in South Africa sucks! I was just trying to take a leak in Michelle’s clothes and they locked me up.”


    Why couldn’t they put me in Gitmo??? They have more rights there!!!!

  31. Rick in Corrupticut.

    Well. the accommodations are lacking, but the Gay sex will more than make up for it!

  32. Kokesh on my mind.

  33. Energy efficient apartments like this are what Americans should be living in. It’s time for some legislation.

  34. mike diamond

    barry says to himself i am sure glad they are still looking for snowdin it took peoples minds off all my scandals.

  35. I call left ball in the corner pocket.

  36. So that’s what daylight looks like.

  37. Imprisoned at last, imprisoned at last! Thank God Almighty, he’s imprisoned at last!

  38. “I wonder what’s for lunch.”

  39. So many men and so little time.

  40. Wow, Kansas really is flat…I wonder if they serve broccoli at this fort?


  41. “I had a Dream” …no, we have a dream…

  42. “Do you have one with a westward view? I’m really more of a sunset person.”

  43. One last little pee and I can leave another stain in the world.


    “I wasn’t supposed to end up here…George Soros promised me if I screwed up America, I could be in charge of the New World Order. Damn Americans and their guns. How can anybody beat them??”

  45. If I had a son… this is where he’d probably end up.

  46. “Ooooooohhhhh, that smell. Can’t you smell that smell? OOOOOOHHHH that smell. The smell of death surrounds you! OOOOOHHHHH that smell. The smell of death surrounds you!

  47. Dear God, please forgive me. I know I’ve done some terrible things. I know I’ve defrauded the American people and betrayed the country. Please God, please, forgive me. Show me the way, dear God. Show me the way.