President Lucifer Closes The Ocean

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Yup, you read that correctly, “President Lucifer Closes The Ocean.”





Just before the weekend, the National Park Serviceinformed charter boat captains in Florida that the Florida Bay was “closed” due to the shutdown. Until government funding is restored, the fishing boats are prohibited from taking anglers into 1,100 square-miles of open ocean. Fishing is also prohibited at Biscayne National Park during the shutdown.

The Park Service will also have rangers on duty to police the ban. Of access to an ocean. The government will probably use more personnel and spend more resources to attempt to close the ocean, than it would in its normal course of business.

This is governing by temper-tantrum. It is on par with the government’s ham-fisted attempts to close the DC WWII Memorial, an open-air public monument that is normally accessible 24 hours a day. By accessible I mean, you walk up to it. When you have finished reflecting, you then walk away from it.

At least that Memorial is an actual structure, with some kind of perimeter that can be fenced off. Florida Bay is the ocean. How, pray tell, do you “close” 1,100 square miles of ocean? Why would one even need to do so?

Apparently, according to an anonymous Park Service ranger, “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.”

Centuries ago, King Canute famously failed to command the ocean tide to stop. His display was actually a means to educate his subjects on the limits of royal power. Today, however, our President actually believes he has the power to control the oceans.

Read this story in its natural environment here:

Finally the enviro-cops will have to do an honest day's work, arresting american fisherman.

Finally the enviro-cops will have to do an honest day’s work, arresting american fishermen.

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0 responses to “President Lucifer Closes The Ocean

  1. Um,,, right. I can honestly say I would have never expected this one,,, whats next, federal highways?

  2. The State Governments need to force the issue of getting the Federal Government out of owning everything in every State. If I were the governor of a State I would be taking everything back.

    • Jan Brewer, the Governor of Arizona, has offered to use state funds and private funds to reopen the Grand Canyon. The Obama Administration has rejected the proposal. Because, you see, the money is only an excuse. This is an exercise in might. This is a reminder that “they” can take anything they want, at any time. These might be “federal” parks, but they were bought with and funded by taxpayer money. You know, the people’s money. If I were Jan Brewer, I would send in the Arizona National Guard and reopen The Grand Canyon. The other states should do the same. They are not Obama’s to close. Why aren’t more people infuriated?

  3. Just go read this;

    Furloughed federal employees will get paid

    The government at work……………………….

  4. WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE AMERICAN PEOPLE? The government owns NOTHING, everything belongs to the PEOPLE! The only thing the government owns is their paychecks, and the way they are acting, we need to take that from them! Wake up America and do your job! FIRE THESE BUMS!!! Semper Fi.

    • Ditto!

    • You are so right, so how do we get these political freeloaders out, I am tired of this BS, we just sit back and take it, and complain, we need to stand up for America, Colorado got rid of 2 of theirs.

      • The way to shut down these slaves to Wall Street is to reinstate Glass Steagall. There is one bill in the House and two in the Senate waiting to be heard and passed by a large majority that the president cannot veto it.
        This will put and end to these fascists who want to impose genocidal austerity, who are on the Koch Bros payroll with paymaster de Mint at the Heritage Foundation paiying off Cruz Boehner and the other Tea Party anarchists.

  5. The ego of this administration just astounds me.

    • This is slavish devotion to Wall Street and their need for bail outs and bail ins that the Administration supports. The tea party faction with Cruz and Boehner joined at the hip paid by oligarchs who will watch them bring the US to it’s knees unless an overwhelming majority reinstates the Glass Steagall standard and puts Wall Street out of business. There have to be enough patriots in Congress to do this, we have to call them and twitter them and give them the backbone to do it.

  6. The Unspeakable is trying to out-God God! I blew the one gasket I had left when I read this….

  7. This piece of shit in the oval office has had only one objective since he took office. To destroy this country, our freedoms, our religions, and inflick as much discomfort and agrivation that he can for his handlers of the nwo. As far as I’m concerned leave the dam government shut down the rest of his term, but take his expence account away and leave him sit in his own problem and stew.

    • During Obama’s push for gun control after Sandy Hook shootings, I started calling him Der Fuhrer half jokingly… It’s no joke an more

  8. Patriots in congress? Are you kidding? Oximoron! And close the ocean? What’er they gonna do? Make the boaters walk the plank? Who the hell training our coast gaurd? Somolian pirates?

  9. Pingback: Obama Closes Down the Atlantic Ocean?….. “Not all of it but he is closing 11,000 square miles of it, making it off limits to charter boat captains who operate out of the Florida Bay, in what can only be described as a shameless act against the


    My brother, who lives there, says it is to keep citizens from fleeing the country after martial law is declared.



    • I would urge you to not let fear take over. We are still the majority. And most of our police, first responders, and military are patriots, who will draw a line in the sand when it comes to attacking innocent Americans. This is what President Lucifer fears most.

      During Vietnam, we had a conscript army, but since President Reagan, our military has been made up of volunteers. Notice how many Democrats and leftists are calling for the reinstitution of the draft. They know they can’t give completely immoral orders, and be sure the soldiers will comply. They want slaves in uniform, which they do NOT have at this moment.

  11. Didn’t the Roman emperor Caligula try to do something similar?

  12. Thank you Trail Dust for this significant post. Everything this king does goes back to his malignant narcissism, wherein his rage and anger continue to be directed at the American people. I believe the park ranger, that they have been told to make life as tough and unbearable for the American people.

  13. Where are the pitchforks and torches?


  14. The anonymous park ranger says he’s been told to make things as difficult as possible for the average Joe , and then he says it’s disgusting . But yet , he’s probably ” following orders ” ( much like the c.c. guards in Nazi Germany , and look where it got them ! )
    If he thinks it’s disgusting , DON’T FOLLOW THEM !!! Sounds pretty simple to me .

  15. Thank goodness our ocean is still available where I live. I check it now and then to make sure Suck-up hasn’t made it disappear in an effort to show us how miraculous he is. What a jerk!


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