Politics suck. Time for a Caption Contest!

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This is the 22nd world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t our beloved Hardnox):

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You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a fancy Award Certificate and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

The winner and runner-up will be announced on Tuesday, June 19, 2012.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

If Trayvon Martin had a father, he would look just like Barack Obama.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!

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0 responses to “Politics suck. Time for a Caption Contest!

  1. January 2013 – The “Hope I Don’t End Up At The End Of A Rope” gang prepares to start cleaning up the mess they left behind.

  2. Once again Joe “I Dropped My Soap Again” Biden beats Barack Obama to the head of the line on Date Night at the Rochester Federal Correctional Facility.

  3. Is that a gun in your jumping jack suit, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. Caption: “coming to GITMO, fresh meat…”

  5. I cant think of one nice thing to say, so I’m taking a pass.

  6. Barry was still confident that, because of their weekly singing lessons with Clooney, his prison band would be able to win a full pardon with a rousing rendition of “I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow”.

  7. I told Eric that the “It’s Bush’s fault” defense wasn’t going to work this time!

  8. lowtechgrannie

    Arpaio would put them in frilly pink suits!

  9. Now that’s what I call justice.

  10. We didn’t expect the people to wake up so soon!!!

  11. Suck it up you two (Holder says)…. It could be worse. If we were in Arizona Arpaio would have us wearing PINK!!

  12. Panic seized Barack when he learned his newly assigned cellmate would be former Mossad agent Aaron Eleazar, who was one of the first citizens imprisoned under NDAA. Aaron had also served as Keith Judd’s campaign manager.

  13. Joe this was a great idea. Do you realize how many names we can use from this place in the next election to ensure we win.

  14. I just love a conga line on the way to the showers… just remember to lean forward…

  15. Brilliant! 😀

  16. “Ya know, Skippy, I had a dream last night that we were all gonna get screwed”

  17. “Hi Ho! Its off to prison we go as filthy crooks who cooked the books! Hi Ho! Hi Ho!

  18. lowtechgrannie

    Leavenworth Class of 2037

  19. Czars and Stripes Forever!

  20. Don’t worry, OJ will take care of us.

  21. Where the heck are those pardons that Hillary promised us?

  22. “I guess Pelosi, Reid and Geithner must be in the other wing”

  23. “I thought you said Soros could get us out of this mess”

    • Soros is in Solitary Confinement after being placed on Suicide Watch. He tried to bribe the Judge and the Warden with his Monopoly money. He was last heard screaming like a little girl something about his sacred sphincter being violently violated.

  24. Barbara Corbin

    Hey Barry, the only balls you will be hitting now will be the ones in the showers ! Lean forward ….

  25. Winston Smith

    “You wanna drop the soap tonight … I’m kinda’ constipated.”

  26. I picked a bad time to say I believe in gay marriage!

  27. A whole mess of zebras.

  28. Anxiously awaiting the Balanced Lunch Program in the Prison Cafeteria.

  29. Barack waiting anxiously for his extradiction papers to come from Kenya

  30. “I lucked out Bo, my cellmate is a nice old guy named Sandusky”

  31. Owebama: Joe, I’m too pretty to be going to prison.
    Joe: Sorry, Owe, you’ll just have to look out for yourself.
    Holder: That’ll be easy for him. He only worries about HIMSELF.

  32. catscanner150

    When my cellmate grabbed his club and said he wanted to drive one home, golf took on a whole new meaning for me.

  33. San Diego, CA
    CAPTION: “The Path To The Black House”
    Right on Fellowship – WRITE ON!
    Respectfully, Yoda@magnifiedview.com

  34. White House Rock (apologies to Elvis)
    Spider ‘Bama played the tenor saxophone
    Dummy Joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone
    The killer boy from Illinois went crash, boom,
    The whole rhythm section was the lefty gang.
    Let’s rock…USA, let’s rock,
    Everybody in the whole cell block
    Was dancin’ to the White House Rock.

  35. “This is the line where everybody gets a “fair shake” right?”

  36. thx 1138 and every morning they awoke and faced the mirror in their bathroom and repeated the phrase “work hard and be happy” and the drones shuffled off in single file to their appointed tasks. chanting work hard and be happy.

    • Why does “work hard and be happy” make me think of the old phrase “Arbeit Macht Frei” >”Work Brings Freedom”? I haven’t the foggiest 😉

  37. Is this line for Gitmo?

  38. Overheard while line dancing in the White House rec room: “Do these stripes make my ass look big? Bo likes it tight.”


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