People of Walmart: The Mayhem Edition

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There’s a website called, to which readers can send — and get published — candid photos they’ve taken of odd-looking shoppers in various Wal-Marts across the U.S.

Periodically I go on the website to cull pictures for my “People of Walmart” posts on FOTM. I do them as a way to chronicle how Americans have lost our sense of self-respect and propriety. Too many of us don’t make even a minimum effort at pulling ourselves together before we go out of our homes, but instead parade our slovenly appearances for the world to see.

I had not done a People of Walmart post for a long time. Time for a new one!

On January 5, 2019, Devin C. Isom was at the Walmart supercenter in Swatara Township, Pennyslvania to pick up a moneygram.

A fight broke out at the checkout counters, with much hair-pulling and a very large Walmartian with the mother of all pork bellies, grabbing a woman by the hair.

Isom took this video and posted it to Facebook:

Here’s the police report:

On January 5th, 2019, at 3:27 p.m. Swatara Township Police were dispatched to the Walmart located on Grayson Road in Harrisburg for an active fight involving six people. Upon arrival, officers located three of the participants inside of the store and the other three participants in the parking lot. Officers reviewed Walmart surveillance footage and spoke with everyone involved and several witnesses. The fight itself was between two groups of three people each, and erupted when one person from each group had some sort of disagreement with the other. There were two very minor injuries observed but both of the injured parties declined treatment from EMS. All parties involved were advised that they would be receiving charges for Disorderly Conduct; four of the six persons involved were also banned from Walmart property.

H/t Clash Daily

Many of our “People of Walmart” posts were incinerated when WordPress took down FOTM last August 15. These survived the takedown:


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28 responses to “People of Walmart: The Mayhem Edition

  1. The Dumbing Down of America .. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

  2. I have no reason to go to Walmart, believe me I save my time because parking there is awful, I don’t like to drive the distance, and the service at the cash register is not of my liking.

  3. I guess I am a racist to notice that these brawls and this type of disgusting language and behavior in public always seem to come from blacks.

  4. I went to Walmart this morning and heard a couple fighting the entire time I was there. They could be heard several aisles away and it kept getting more intense. Sadly things like this are becoming more common. Gotta love how the one in the video and picture has its belly exposed. I am sure their brawl was our fault somehow…

  5. I was in line at the pharmacy at Walgreen’s and the guy in front of me had his ass-crack 100% exposed. Not just the top, but his entire moon. I discretely took a picture (it did NOT show his face at all) and posted it on my neighborhood’s FB Group Page, with the comment, “If this is your husband/son/friend/father/boyfriend/other, please show him how to use his belt correctly.” Omg, within five minutes, I’d been crucified for being an insensitive bully. I briefly tried to defend my action, but it just made things worse, so I removed the post, though I kept it on my personal page (where no one had a problem with it).

    Oh, this world we live in.

  6. Wow! I just watched the video. If I was in that store and even saw that group before the fight broke out, every one of the idiot lights on my internal situational awareness dashboard would be glowing bright red! And it has nothing to do with race. It is about demeanor.

  7. This must be some sort of “ghetto charm school”. That one has a Satchsquatch hairdo. The one holding down the agitated one looks like she should stay away from the chips for about a century.

  8. LOL – I live in the northern burbs of Atlanta, and we have several Walmarts around that I shop at on occasion, and I have never seen anything like this happen.

    • Dave,it’s a REGIONAL thing. I’ve not seen that kind of behavior at the Walmart here either,but when I ride to Reno or SLC,I notice it seems those fiascoes happen several times a day. (Cheap entertainment when you’re between paydays…)

      • If ya get real bored you can get a small bottle of cheap whiskey or Mad Dog and tie some monofilament to it. Just troll the aisles.

  9. LOL. … “Attention Wal*Mart shoppers. Riot in Lanes 3, 4, and 5.”

  10. It seems the standards of human decency have been severely lowered since the democrats have become more emboldened.

  11. I just loved the tag team match. The only thing missing was the ropes. Joe the blow and gang against the frizzies gals. Anything goes. Wonder when the match starts at my Walmart tomorrow, when I go shopping?

  12. I was kinda hoping the 400-pound + behemoth would’ve steamrolled & belly-flopped on the other pugilists, and end it once and for all.

    • Ha, ha. They should make ’em wear loin cloths. “Ghetto-Sumo”. Shamu looked like a walking bag of jello.

  13. Geez! Maybe “funny” but a little scary, too. I have 2 WalMarts almost equi-distance, north-south, to my home. I rarely use WalMart anyway, sometimes if I’ve ordered a large item (like a shade gazebo) to pick up. My husband gets pool chemicals & cat litter from WalMart b/c both are cheaper than anywhere else if in stock. But, betw the 2, we’d rather use the WalMart situated in the more economically prosperous community 5 miles to our South (even through more traffic congestion), than the predominant Hispanic community 4 miles & easier access, to our North. The difference in clientelle is NIGHT & DAY, w/hardly anyone speaking English in one, including employees, & FOTM “WalMart people” so thick in the aisles that you can hardly avoid them (along w/their 15 children/extended family members tagging along) & creepy people in the store & camping in the parking lot….to the other being safe to shop even late at night, amongst wide, clean, uncongested and “polite” aisles.

  14. Seriously – the height of mayhem at the bottom of the primeval pool.
    The human DNA just went on terminal leave.

  15. CogitoErgoSumantra

    Cattle prod… 50,000V ought to do the trick. Move that ornery heifer.

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