We telegraph to the world the kind of person we are in everything we do — how we talk, how we walk, how we shake another’s hand, our hair-style, the kind of car we drive, and the clothing we wear.
So what do you think a pair of leggings with penises all over it says about the wearer? (Leggings are pull-on skin-tight stretch pants.)
Bas Kosters Studio, a clothing line based in Amsterdam, The Netherlands, is peddling the penis leggings with this oh-so-clever (not!) line:
“Is that a cock or your legs?”
The leggings are for women and men; cost €119 ($151.56!) a pair; and are on sale both online and in Bas Kosters’ stores — in Greece (just what this bankrupt country needs), Japan, Korea, Singapore, Taiwan, and The Netherlands.
Bas Kosters also has an “Ugly Collection“. Here’s an outfit for men (there’s that penis again!):
Here’s an aptly-named “Ugly” outfit for women (is that a giant piece of turd on her head?):