PC Manual on how to talk about men and women

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Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, we desperately need a manual instructing us on how to talk about men and women.
Ever ready to serve our readers by providing cutting-edge au courant information, Fellowship of the Minds got an exclusive on just such a manual. Here it is! 😀

THE PC WAY TO TALK ABOUT WOMEN:

  1. She is not a “babe” or a “chick”. She is a “breasted American.”
  2. She is not “easy”. She is “horizontally accessible.”
  3. She is not a “dumb blonde.” She is a “Light-haired detour off the information superhighway.”
  4. She has not “been around.” She is a “previously-enjoyed companion.”
  5. She does not “nag” you. She becomes “verbally repetitive.”
  6. She is not a “two-bit hooker.” She is a “low cost provider.”

THE PC WAY TO TALK ABOUT MEN:

  1. He does not have a “beer gut.” He has developed a “liquid drain storage facility.”
  2. He is not a “bad dancer.” He is merely “overly Caucasian.”
  3. He does not “get lost all the time.” He “investigates alternative destinations.”
  4. He is not “balding.” He has “follicle regression.”
  5. He does not act like a “total ass.” He’s developed a case of “rectal-cranial inversion.”
    And lastly,
  6. It’s not his “crack” you see hanging out of his pants. It’s a “trouser cleavage”!
    ~Eowyn
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  1. Thanks so much for this long overdue and eagerly awaited Final Solution to those awkward moments that become lifetime nightmares. It’s on its way to everywhere!

     

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