Parlez Vous Assbakistani? (Story 8)



Two of three murderers – watch for these faces

Unwilling to allow the Kardashians to define the news cycle, Omar and friends decided to make their own story


Six of the twelve victims

“The magazine’s name refers to Charlie Brown from the popular cartoon ‘Peanuts.’ Hebdo refers to the French word for weekly newspaper, hebdomadaire.”
– from ABC News: “Charlie Hebdo: A Profile of the Satirical French Newspaper


How long, Sovereign Lord?

They called out in a loud voice, “How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until you judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?”
– Revelation 6:10

And He said to them, “When I sent you out without money belt and bag and sandals, you did not lack anything, did you?” They said, “No, nothing.” And He said to them, “But now, whoever has a money belt is to take it along, likewise also a bag, and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one.”
– Luke 22:36

Firearm and Handgun Manufacturers


“Germans who wish to use firearms should join the SS or the SA – ordinary citizens don’t need guns, as their having guns doesn’t serve the State.”
– Heinrich Himmler
“Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and the keystone under independence. The rifle and pistol are equally indispensable. The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference – they deserve a place of honor with all that is good.”
– George Washington
“A free people ought to be armed.”
– George Washington
“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.”
– Thomas Jefferson
“I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery.”
– Thomas Jefferson
“The laws that forbid the carrying of arms are laws of such a nature. They disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes…. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.”
– Thomas Jefferson (quoting 18th century criminologist Cesare Beccaria)


…where all the women wear trash bags, all the goats are good looking, and all the children are more murderous than average.

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5 years ago

I’m definitely heading over to “AR-15’s-R-US”

5 years ago
Reply to  Ti

That’s a good store 🙂

5 years ago

Reblogged this on Give Me Liberty.

5 years ago

Muslims do not assimilate….. Muslims do not want to assimilate…. They only want to take what others have built, or deface it or destroy it. They do not respect anyone, including, sadly, their own women. They do not value life as the precious gift that it is. Islam is not a ‘religion of peace’ …. it is not a religion at all. It is a culture of death….. of depravity….. It is a sociopolitical movement posing as a religion ….. always has been, and will continue to be unless it is destroyed by those of us it despises. As long… Read more »

Paul H. Lemmen
5 years ago

Reblogged this on A Conservative Christian Man.

Dr. Eowyn
Dr. Eowyn
5 years ago

Now that jihadists are killing cartoonists, I wonder if France and all of W. Europe will finally wake up from their “multicultural” complacency. Germans are.

5 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Eowyn

I hope so. Until then, liberals will blame freedom and call for Sharia.

5 years ago

Every Parisian should own a pistol like the one pictured. If they start putting holes in every moving tablecloth they see, problem solved in no time. Same thing for anything with its butt up in the air.