Ole is a taxi driver, of old Norwegian stock.
One night, a beautiful, curvy, stark naked woman hops into his cab.
Ole opens his eyes wide and stares at the woman. He makes no attempt to start the cab.
The stark naked woman purrs: “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
Ole says, “Lady, I’m not staring at you. I am telling you, dat vould not be proper vair I come from.”
The stark naked woman smirks: “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs, sweetie, what are you doing then?”
Ole looks at her and says: “Vell, I am lookin and I’m lookin, and I am tinking to myselfs, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping da money to pay for dis ride?”