Oh Puleeze

I’ve never heard of the Capitol File magazine, have you? But then we’re not Washington, D.C. social butterflies. Apparently, according to the Washington Examiner, the magazine is “typically flanked on every table or bathroom at any D.C. social function.”
The editors of Capitol File must have very brown stinky noses because this is the cover of the magazine’s May/June 2010 issue:

If that’s 70-year-old Nancy Pelosi (b. March 26, 1940) I have prime swamp land in Florida to sell ya.
Celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Ayman Hakki of Luxxery Medical Boutique in Waldorf, Md., said although he believes Pelosi has had work done (specifically Botox of the frown lines, fat injections, a mini face-lift), the image is not the product of additional plastic surgery.
“There is airbrushing around her eyes, her upper lid has been airbrushed to make it look like there is less fat on the inside,” Hakki told Yeas & Nays. “And there is airbrushing on the line of her jaw.” He also noted her neck has been blended and the lines on her face are very subtle.
Subtle? They’re non-existent.
Let’s be real. This is what Nancy Pelosi really looks like — and that’s with Botox, mini facelift, and makeup!
~Eowyn

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Will
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Will

Airbrushing? Sorry the automotive guys call that “Bondo”. Lay it on, sand it down, primer, a few coats of “one foot in the grave white” and 3 stages of clear coat and you too can have a mug just like that. 😉

muffin
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muffin

Bondo! hahahaha Shouldn’t she use some Rust-O-Leum, too? I mean, when you’re older than dinosaurs……….just saying.
In pace, ut sapiens, aptarit idonea bello –
(In peace, like a wise man, he appropriately prepares for war)

Will
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Will

You know muffin that woman (she is a woman right?) has a two second face after that the gag reflex kicks in.

Ron
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Ron

I have no comment other than — I knew a witch once who looked good when I was drunk. Botox is good stuff. So is witchcraft.
Ron

The Angry White Woman
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The Angry White Woman

Please tell me this rag does NOT have a centerfold!!!

BKeyser
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BKeyser

Wasn’t me…

Will
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Will

Not sure we can trust you BK you’ve been absent for a while and we heard rumors of a nice shiny Porsche in your yard as well…payoff from the “Frozen face” maybe? 😉

DCG
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DCG

Photoshop her all you want…still looks like a Commie to me!

Dave
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I think it’s Perky Katie and Pelosi caught in a hideous Photoshop moment.
Else it is a scene from a future Star Trek movie depicting what happens when the transporter operators discover a stash of Romulan Ale just before going on duty.
Regardless, that is about hideous as Hell.
-Dave

Will
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Will

Yep, Bondo is the stuff of legends Steve. When properly used (in other words kept out of my hands 😉 ) you can hide anything but when used for evil you get what you see above 🙂

Tom in NC
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Tom in NC

Well, you can only use so much botox and if she got another facelift she would have floppy rabbit ears and a goatee. My guess is that she takes a trip down to NASA every few weeks and spends an hour in the centrifuge.

Joan
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No matter what Nancy does, you can see her soul through her face and her eyes. I rest my case.

The Angry White Woman
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The Angry White Woman

Joan,
Her “soul” has been photo-shopped as well since she really doesn’t have one.

Joan
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She was made in the image and likeness of God. What she has done with this image shows through her soul. I apreciate The Angry White Woman’s position.

Anonymous
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Anonymous

Capital File? Well, I’ve heard of Circular File… that’s where it goes. (Damn, I’m amazed they didn’t break the camera or Photoshop doing that.)