October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From Department Of Homeland Security

TSA
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results.
Terrorists Discovered
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you’d like to know.       😀
~Steve~                             H/T  Joseph

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TrailDust
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… (breath) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
~TD 😀

josephbc69
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Hey TD, I’m glad you liked it, so did I! I confess that when I sent it to Steve I knew he’d like it, ’cause he’s as twisted as I am… BUT I wasn’t sure how it would go down w/all our readers, especially the gals. However, once again the truth triumphs over Hoeland Insecurity!

Dr. Eowyn
Admin

Loved it! It’s hilarious. 😀

Christine A Hall
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The girls LOOOOOVE this! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

hujonwi
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hujonwi

So true…

TPR
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TPR

Lol, well, surprise surprise!
I almost didn’t click on the headline link because I thought it was going to be some drab, boring, official chart from DHS/TSA bragging re their “successes.”
Glad to see you snuck in a funny instead! 🙂