October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From Department Of Homeland Security

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TSA
FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:
The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results.
Terrorists Discovered
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.
Thought you’d like to know.       😀
~Steve~                             H/T  Joseph

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0 responses to “October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From Department Of Homeland Security

  1. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… (breath) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!
    ~TD 😀

     
  2. So true…

     
  3. Lol, well, surprise surprise!
    I almost didn’t click on the headline link because I thought it was going to be some drab, boring, official chart from DHS/TSA bragging re their “successes.”
    Glad to see you snuck in a funny instead! 🙂

     

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