Obama's No Child…err..Gang Banger Left Behind

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In a brilliant new study by the Dept Of Education
(which only cost You and I 85 bazillion dollars)
They have determined the reason most inner city youts
(Yep, I said youts) are failing math is because they can’t see it in a practical application.
So they have devised a new test and we here at FOTM have gotten a copy from one of our many clandestine operatives planted in various and sundry places.
Don’t ask, cause you don’t want to know.
Just another service brought to you by the
FOTM Team. 
Inner City Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations! 
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GANG/CREW NAME______________
CRIB_________________
1. Little Psycho has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Little Psycho ice on a drive- by before he gotta reload?
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2. Big Mutha has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to JimJam for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?
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3. Jay-Jay pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Jay-Jays $800 per day Crack habit?
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4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother’s bail?
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6. Killa got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per mo nth, how much money will be left when he gets out?
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
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8. Pee-Wee knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Pee-Wee knocked up?
9. Little Big Boi is a lookout for the gang. Little Big Boi also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Little Big Boi makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed his snake with one week’s income?
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10. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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~Steve                                  H/T  The I_Man 
 
 

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0 responses to “Obama's No Child…err..Gang Banger Left Behind

  1. Yo, Steve, ma man, whyfo you make this shit be so hard? Like dat numma 8: it all depends if he did them one at a time or all at once!

     
  2. traildustfotm

    Finally practical applications for math!!!
    Steve, there’s a future for you in textbook writing!
    🙂

     
  3. Reblogged this on WILD ANIMAL REMOVAL SERVICES and commented:
    I’m sorry President Obama I really want to support you but I Think someone was sniffing some of their own product when they came up with that text book!!!!!!!!
    Really how many approvals did that go through and as my collegue asked how much taxpayers hard earned money was completedly wasted on this?
    Did anyone in your pr dept have any input?

     
  4. Big Mutha! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! 😀

     
  5. Thata be Obama’s Chicago math my bro

     

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