Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialities, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors”.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”. This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
“Catatonics and High Colonics” – No go.
Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives” – thumbs down again.
Then came “Minds and Behinds” – still no good.
Another attempt resulted in “Lost Souls and Butt Holes” – unacceptable again!
So they tried “Analysis and Anal Cysts” – not a chance.
“Nuts and Butts” – no way.
“Freaks and Cheeks” – still no good.
“Loons and Moons” – forget it.
Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones –  Specialising in Odds and Ends”.
Everyone loved it.
H/t beloved fellow Joseph!

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I’m sure this joke could somehow be tied to the San Fran whackos desire to flash their butts in public….but I’m not a comedian nor very witty unfortunately. Freaks and cheeks is what they are…
Heard Dennis Miller on Hannity tonight. His bumpersticker for Cain: “Cain vs. Unable”!