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P.C.  Not happening today.  LOL
A Genie in a bottle.
A Mexican (an undocumented Democrat), a Black, a Muslim and a Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand.
He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared. “I can only grant four wishes, “the Genie said. “Since there are four of you, you may have a wish apiece.” Pointing at the Black, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Black studied for a moment then said, “I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland, Africa .”
Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.
The Mexican said, “I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!” Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.
The Muslim said, “I wish for ten thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.” Poof! It was done! ten thousand camels suddenly appeared on the beach.
Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, “And what is your wish? The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunset, then he looked at all of the Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off.
The Redneck said, “Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn’t get any better than this!”
~Steve~                        H/T  May

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Oh that’s cold.
LOL – And what is it about rednecks and Bud Light?

Clifton Lee West

Works for me!


i thought coors light with the strips indicating how cold your beer was and the mountains that turn blue when the beer is cold was the new beer of choice… heck of course in the scenario described above i guess any cold beer would do. even pabst or keystone or old milwaukee


and seeing as how bud is brewed in st. louis and uses the mississippi river for their water big old muddy river muddy mississippi water and yes i was a bud drinker for somewhere around 20 years you would think water to be an important ingredient but my second favorite beer used to be strohs and that was brewed in detroit. or you could drink olympia which was popular in the 70’s with the artesians


My favorite brand are the cold ones in the bottom of the cooler 😀
I wouldn’t say I’m a redneck ….but I had the longest beard and biggest beer-belly at the mud-run on labor day…and I was
always a tad suspicious of them artesians , lol’s.