North Carolina has an awesome new stadium!

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This is the proposed new stadium for Charlotte, NC — with retractable roof!

Just in time for a very important event the week of September 3, 2012:

–the Democratic National Convention and Obama’s speech!

H/t beloved Tina

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0 responses to “North Carolina has an awesome new stadium!

  1. This can’t be serious! Hahaha.

  2. I wonder if Michelle can fit her fat ass on that seat.

    • Al–very doubtful, and Barry will plug it up. Many plungers needed!!

    • Yeah, there would be too much suction from her butt if you tried to flush it.
      There you would have to call the Coast Guard, get a Shinook helicopter to lift her off the pot. The parents would have to shield the children’s eyes. That would be an ugly scene.
      Reporters on the scene would probably say that because the seat was too small, the contractors who built it were racists and that they intentionally made is small to make Michelle’s butt look big. There would be riots in the streets; Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton would get on the national news. Yep, another Big Butt conspiracy against the Obamas.

  3. Flush it all down as quickly as possible!!

  4. OMG!!! I’ve got a million responses in mind!
    First off, I love the “retractable roof”. Keeps the rain out and any splatter in.

  5. There’s going to be a lot of “paper work” involved with that convention. I think they should have booked a bidet. Or a fire-hose.

  6. I hear that Biden vetted the stadium for the convention. He hit his head on the roof and was knocked unconscious. Fortunately, seeing him floating there, nobody flushed.

  7. There’s nothing left for me to say….. 🙂

  8. catscanner150

    After my stint in England, all I can say is, CAN I PULL THE CHAIN ON THE LAST NIGHT OF THE CONVENTION?


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