This morning, the radical Islamic group Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if we continue to meddle in Egypt, Libya, Syria, Iraq, Turkey, Yemen, Saudi Arabia and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to – GASP! – cut off America’s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T and AOL customer service reps.
Finally, if all else fails, they are threatening not to send us any more presidents either.
It’s gonna get ugly, people.
H/t our beloved Joseph.
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