New country hit! The First Lady is a Man!

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Listen to this brilliant song before YouTube pulls it.


Here’s the lyrics (as best as I could manage):

Well, I’ve seen many things,
but one thing I don’t understand:
How can a lady be a man.

Well, I’ve seen those massive shoulders,
I’ve seen those huge biceps,
I’ve seen those bulging eyebrows,
and one thing I’ll never forget,
the First Lady is a man.

And what I mean is,
that’s a ___, man.

There are no pregnant photos.
the kids don’t look like either of them.
Those children, they’re adopted,
and that’s one hell of a man.

I mean,
What the hell of a man.
What the hell of a man.

Well, before this song is over,
there’s one thing I want you to remember:
Apples grow on trees,
not on women.
And so what’s a woman doing with that?

The First Lady is a man.
The First Lady ain’t no lady.
That’s a man.

That there’s a man.
Just let anybody tell you:
That ain’t no lady.
Barry, he calls him “Michael.”

H/t FOTM’s Dee

See also “Michelle Obama is a transexual?


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0 responses to “New country hit! The First Lady is a Man!

  1. traildustfotm

  2. And now-for the Bonus Points,what gender is Barack?

  3. Amazing!

  4. Beautiful and touching

  5. Interesting song, but he didn’t make it clear that “she” has an adam’s apple, which no real woman has, and that she’s almost 6 feet tall and wears a size 11 shoe. Regarding her weird eyebrow area, that protrusion is called a “boney ridge”, a masculine facial construct that no woman has. As for their (possibly) adopted daughters, there is no reference to them at all on any site about ancestry, or any site about birth information.

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  7. That song was written by Aerosmith many years ago:

    Dude looks like a lady?

  8. it definitely would explain a whole lot.

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