New Caption Contest: Let's tell the POS what we think of him!

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This is the 86th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

In the spirit of America’s long-standing tradition of mocking, deriding, and making fun of politicians (and thank God we can still do that in 2014!), here’s the pic:
evil angry Obama
The photo above was taken on October 19 when Obama spoke at a campaign rally in Chicago for the reelection of Gov. Pat Quinn (D-Illinois). 16 days later on November 4, 2014, Quinn was defeated by Bruce Rauner in his bid for a second term. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM (scroll down), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down! 

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D

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~Eowyn

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0 responses to “New Caption Contest: Let's tell the POS what we think of him!

  1. ” I am GOD ” !

     
  2. “I am the President, and I’ll do whatever I damn well please!”

     
  3. “I’d rather eat this microphone than food from michelle’s school lunch program.”

     
  4. Because I said SO….!!

     
  5. Introducing the affordable, lightweight “Obama Blowdryer.”

     
  6. I HAVE A PEN!! I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!!

     
  7. “To hell with Arlington, the Veterans, and all those dead people! I’m going to China to wear my hunfu and Qipao, and there is nothing that you 1/3 rder’s can do about it!”

     
  8. …And here’s a shout out to…… to…… Hey! Where’d everybody go?????

     
  9. Michelle! I voted, dammit! …… I want my fried chicken!!!!!

     
  10. Hey!….. Who unplugged the TelePrompTer??????

     
  11. *Not an official entry.
    “Fruit of pokeweed, deep purple berry, there is only one place fit for thee…that dark damp place where recycled paper sticks to thee.”

     
  12. Dang, I swallowed a fly!

     
  13. I AM NOT A RAVING MANIAC!

     
  14. I DON’T CARE HOW YOU VOTE… I WILL BE KING!!

     
  15. “WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?!!!!!!”….. as he does his best Hillary Clinton impression.

     
  16. I’M NOT BURGER KING-YOU CAN’T HAVE IT YOUR WAY!!!

     
  17. Say, “I” (teeth lips and tongue)

     
  18. In remembrance of Ronald Reagan’s famous speech, I say, “Mr. Obama, tear down your presidency.”

     
  19. “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going…”

     
  20. I’m the boss. I’m the President, and I can do what I want. … No you can’t.

     
  21. “I’m Not The Devil You Think I Am!”

     
  22. Gunny….. This IS my ‘war face’…… aaaauughhhh!

     
  23. Dammit, now is not the time to turn on my remote control butt plug vibrator, Michael…

     
  24. Bow Down, Damn it!!! I am always right, and you are too stupid to understand!!!

     
  25. everybody knows i am the great pretender,if i yell louder maybe that will help ! no look they are leaving,

     
  26. Dennis H Bennett

    I’m losing patience with Congress for not passing my nominee, Vinita Hegwood for, AG

     
  27. What do you mean, Popeye’s is all out of chicken!

     
  28. “Talk to the (effeminate) hand, because I don’t care what you think or want.”

     
  29. Pay no attention to the freakish bend of my hand and fingers. I am STILL better than all of you PERIOD!

     
  30. Hey Republicans you better get used to me for the next 2 years. I’m not going anywhere. Then you’ll have to deal with Hillary for 8 years after that.

     
  31. This is the last time I’m gonna say it, “I was born in ken…er..Hawaii damn it.

     
  32. Kevin J Lankford

    Just a minute!!!…..Let me get this yawn out!!

     
  33. Look, there’s room enough in my mouth for both feet!

     
  34. Michelle!
    Put your clothes back on!!

     
  35. “YOU SHALL NOT PASSSSSS…….. ANY LEGISLATION ………AS LONG AS I HAVE MY PHONE AND MY PEN!!!

     
  36. “I’m gonna transform the United States the old fashioned way….
    …. the ‘Chicago Way’ …..
    Now, just shut the f**k up and gimme all your money!!!!!!!”

     
  37. Hell hath no fury like a political hack scorned!

     
  38. We can always count on the votes of the dead to carry us to victory here in Chicago!

     
  39. …And you, and you, and you, you’re gonna love me!

     
  40. Get back in line! No one told you to vote republican!

     
  41. ***dam America!
    Oops, wrong venue.

     
  42. America’s chickens……… are comin’ home……. to roooost!!!!!
    Allah Akhbar…….

     
  43. At last, we have a President whose mouth is bigger than his brain, confirming what H L Mencken prophesied: “As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

     
  44. I did NOT have sex with, Joe Biden…
    (shout out to my bro Candy for that one)…

     
    • hujonwi,
      I have to ask: You have a bro named “Candy”???

       
      • Yes he is a former outlaw biker that turned to Christ and now ministers to outlaw bikers. When he was in the outlaw club he was in charge of drugs and prostitution therefore the ‘Candy Man’…

         
  45. Thomas Flaherty

    Im Mad As Hell And Youre Not Gonna Take Me Anymore!

     
  46. Dammit!!! I want my Maypo!!!!!
    I may be dating myself with that one. LOL

     
  47. Perry Peterson

    “It’s not a girly hand, I’m a man, dammit”

     
  48. I’m new to this site. What does POS mean in regards to Obama? President of ?

     
  49. How many times do I have to tell you, “I’m not Muslim”

     
  50. “Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions.”

     
  51. I’ve always said from the get go – if you like your plan you’re in deep s…t!

     
  52. That’s “PRESIDENT POS” to you!!!!!!! …… Stupid voter!