New Caption Contest!

This is the 88th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t DCG):
obama-gun-gesture DCG
You know the drill:

  • Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Obama instructs Ferguson protest leaders to “stay on course”.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2014.
For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.
Seen any good pics that you think would be great for our Caption Contest? Email them to us! :D


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0 responses to “New Caption Contest!

  1. “If you are going to shoot someone. you have to hold the gun like this”

  2. The Man who couldn’t shoot straight…

  3. Oooooo… goofing with the homies!

  4. Rock, Paper, Gangsters.

  5. ARREST THOSE MEN!! They’re making signs that look like GUNS!!! They’re either TERRORISTS or SCHOOL KIDS!!!

  6. “….. and this is how we ‘cap’ a Republican in Chicago”……

  7. “I’m looking for the house I was born in, is it this way?”
    “One country over bro, this is Uganda.”

  8. HANDS UP DAWG!!!!!!

  9. If I had a son he would shoot like dis’.

  10. Bang Bang we own this nation

  11. Are you SURE these guns aren’t loaded?

  12. Pull my finger. No… you pull MY finger!

  13. BOOM… do not loot any work boots or belts… I am about to trash, er I mean transform this nation… oh you will be screwed when I do but I don’t care…

  14. Kevin J Lankford

    I’m da cop….yu da looter………….No! I’m da cop…yu da looter……….No! I’m da cop……No! I’m da cop………No!…..No!……No!

  15. WHAT UP, FOOL !!

  16. sounding like James Cagney… Oh, you dirty rat!!

  17. The new Black Masonic secret handshake…..

  18. I got a Pop Tart that looks just like this!

  19. “Drop it, .. Loser”

  20. Hey, let us shoot each other in the crotch….

  21. Obama learning the secret black codewords for “get whitey”

  22. And this is how we set up a white police officer who kills a thug in self protection

  23. Two crackheads playing scissors and paper to see who has to buy brillo and baking soda at JiffyMart…

  24. ” In “The down Low Club,” back in my church in Atlanta, I used to use this finger for something else.” But this is fun too.”

  25. Mine’s longer than yours……… and it doesn’t point down, either!

  26. Son of the Rabbit People

    If you outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns.

  27. Son of the Rabbit People

    Small-minded prudish liberal moms don’t allow their boys to own toy guns. The little boys learn to improvise.

  28. your prostate or mine

  29. That’s right, we kick third graders out of school for doing this!

  30. I usually use my middle finger for photo ops…… this one’s for picking my nose on camera.

  31. It’s called “Politician’s Finger”. Whenever there’s any blame to be assigned, it always points at someone else!
    “The Finger” always stops……. over there.