New Caption Contest

This is the 46th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic:
balkans_family
You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Saturday, May 11, 2013.
To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“You take the blond. I’ll take the broad in the turban.”
~ Igor in Young Frankenstein

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!
~TD

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  1. Until the end, Tamerlan never knew the identity of his real father, a secret Mrs. Tsarnaev will take to her grave….

     
  2. Ugh.. Curly, Larry and WTF.. Mama?

     
  3. They breed, they infect, they reproduce, they are unfit for society..

     
  4. The Gang of Three at Tehran Plan Another Terrorist Attack
    or
    The Publisher, Editor and Roving Reporter for THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST FORTNIGHTLY REVIEW
    or
    The President, Vice President and Treasurer for The Barack Obama Fan Club
    or
    Two Radical Muslims Go Insane after watching the film YOUNG FRANKENSTEN

     
  5. Why yes Doctor I got them Abby Normal brains to, why do you ask?… by the way you have nice knockers…

     
  6. I got to stop laughing first

     
  7. Frau Tsarneav! NEEEEEEIIIIGGHHHHH (horses go nuts).

     
  8. Sweet mystery of life now that I’ve killed you!

     
  9. Q. Which one is normal?
    A. The one on the right.

     
  10. They’re creepy and they’re spooky,
    A terrorist kabuki
    They attract Islamic groupies
    The Tsarneav Family.
    They came from Dagestani
    Their stupidity’s uncanny
    They scheme like Pakistanis
    The Tsarneav Family.
    Duh duh duh duh
    Corrupt
    Duh duh duh duh
    Abrupt
    Duh duh duh duh
    They sucked

     
  11. Les ericson

    The one to the right of me is my son the other is one of Barack Obama’s gay lovers. Oops! I forgot I wasn’t supposed to say that! Please redact that immediately.

     
  12. Les ericson

    It’s just a jump to the left then a step to the right just put your hands on your hips and let’s do the time warp again.

     
  13. Les ericson

    Wow mom and dad sure don’t appear to have their heads screwed on properly.

     
  14. Alice Wolf

    One for the money
    Two for the show
    Three to get ready
    and
    Go cat go…………………………………………..
    The blue suede shoes are on ebay and the highest bidder is………………………………………….fill in the name yourself……………………………………..

     
  15. Okay on the current theme. It’s the story of a “lovely” lady..

     
  16. Monkey see,
    Monkey do,
    This last monkey is watching you!

     
  17. Shoplifter + Patsy = Typical Obama Supporter

     
  18. You guys are getting some great zingers in there!

     
  19. “Oh, Igor, aren’t you so proud of our son?”
    “Why yes, sister, I am!”

     
  20. I don’t understand this website. You think the Boston marathon bombing was a false flag attack to take away our freedoms or you don’t (http://fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com/boston-marathon-bombings/)?
    Zubeidat Tsarnaev has just seen her sons’ lives destroyed and one murdered as pawns in a false flag attack. She’s very eloquent so the powers-that-be and their pet media pussbrains have painted her as a terrorist herself. If she came here she would probably be arrested on false grounds.
    They need to prevent her and her husband from suing the Boston PD for the wrongful death of her son. Tamerlan was arrested alive (search for the naked arrest pic), then the rabid mad dog Boston cops played judge, jury and executioner — running him over and shooting him multiple times. The Boston cops are very near the worst of the worst, scum, the dregs of society.
    We live in the false flag era. Newtown was a false flag attack to take away citizens’ guns, Boston to create a complete police state. Wake up.

     
    • mel,
      The Boston bombings being a false flag can include a range of scenarios, from A to Z. At one extreme is the entire “event” being staged, with no victims and the Tsarnaev brothers being entirely innocent patsies. Other scenarios include the bombings being a bomb drill that went horribly wrong, to the bombings being real, but the real bombers are not the Tsarnaev brothers.
      In other words, the bombings being a false flag does not necessarily mean the Tsarnaev brothers are innocent.
      The truly diabolical would engineer a false flag that is a mixture of real and fake, all the better to confuse and confound.

       
    • traildustfotm

      Mel, thanks for voicing the fevered dreams of the “Arab street.”

       
    • Good ole Zubie-doo’s sons killed one cop and nearly killed another after carjacking an SUV once their names were announced as suspects. In. The. Bombing. That’s pretty fine false flagging if I do say so myself.

       
  21. Hi, I’m Larry, this is my brother Daryll and this is my other brother Daryll

     
  22. scott merson

    These are Jesus nuggets not Ali nuggets! I want my money back, one million dollars, and your infidel head in a bucket
    I wonder who will play me in Hollywood…Robert Redford, Ben Affleck, Jay Carnival, Matt Damon or George Soros himself!
    Obama said I am a shoe in for the next ambassador to Libya. He said I can start next Sept 11th…RRRRRrrrrr

     
  23. Who hired Marty Feldman as an actor in that trite drama: “The Tragedy of Marathon.”