My New Truck

H/t beloved FellowshipOfMinds member FS!
~Eowyn

MY NEW TRUCK

 

I bought a new Ford Ranger and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. 

 

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. 

 

“Nelson,” the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, “Ricky or Willie?” 

 

“Willie!” he continued and “On The Road Again” came from the speakers.

 

Then he said, “Ray Charles!”, and in an instant “Georgia On My Mind” replaced Willie Nelson.

 

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say, “Beethoven,” I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said, “Beatles,” I’d get one of their awesome songs. 

 

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, “Ass Hole!” Immediately the radio responded with………

 

“Ladies and gentlemen, the President of United States!”

 

Damn I love this truck….

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I love Fords. They tell it like it is.
New name for Chrysler since FIAT and Obama took it over—FIASCO Motors—-Fiat used to be –Fix it again Tony–but now that Chrysler is FIASCO motors It’s–‘Fix it again Senior Chief Obama’

 
Dave
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ROFL!
Now THAT is funny!
-Dave

 
Doc's Wife
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I like Fords very much. We had a 1998 Taurus that I took very good care of, and now our youngest daughter is driving it with over 150,000 miles are on it. She is not too happy because it is not a cool car, but if she wants another one, it will not be bought by me. I have a Chrysler Sebring with 140,000 miles and it has been a great car. Hubby has a 300 and it is good, but too big for me!

 
Will
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Steve please as a favor to me I hope you are not holding your breath for those “gimmies” be a shame if you pass out and hit your noggin on the keyboard. 😉

 
muffin
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muffin

Hubby and I went to the Ford dealership last week. We walked around outside for a few minutes, and then we went into the showroom. We looked at some vehicles in the showroom and proceeded to walk outside to look at several other vehicles. We were there approximately an hour and NO ONE EVEN SPOKE TO US! The salesmen just glanced our way occasionally and then turned their heads. Needless to say, we will NOT be buying a Ford after that treatment. We also looked at a Chevy Tahoe but they want almost $49,000.00 for it. You’ve gotta be kidding… Read more »

Will
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Will

Sorry Steve but sadly no. You may continue sulking.

 
Ron
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Ron

I won’t buy Obama under any conditions, but I would like to get my hands on another 86 Monte. I had one and it was a great car.

 
Joan
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I am just going to keep my old vehicle as long as she lasts! I have had a total of three vehicles in my lifetime. Muffin, I like your warning! Brilliant!

 
Doc's Wife
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Doc's Wife

We went with oldest son and daughter-in-law 3 wks. ago to buy a Toyota. I thought the place would be EMPTY, but they were flat selling cars! The recalls certainly have not hurt them in Asheville. The people were very nice.