More Jokes of the Day!

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This is the response from the women of Fellowship of the Minds to the previous post, “Joke of the Day”:

Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: “I can do better.” That’s why He created Eve.
Q: Why do men want to marry virgins?
A: They can’t stand criticism.
Q: How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake the stove.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don’t know… it’s never happened!!
Cheers! 😀
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “More Jokes of the Day!

  1. What a woman should say to the man who leaves the seat up…
    If God intended us to sit in cold water, we would have been born with webbed feet.
    Quaaaack!

     
  2. thanks for sticking up for the girls Eowyn! by the way the 4th question is actually true as far as I know there has never been a man do this. Or if you want to hide something in the fridge-just put it on the bottom shelf! Men do not bend over and look there, this I know by experimenting,lol

     
  3. A man gets home early, and finds his wife standing nude in front of a mirror admiring her figure. The guy say’s “what’s up with you?” to which his wife says ” Since I just turned 50, I thought I’d schedule a physical; the doctor commented I had the breasts of a 25 yr old!”
    The husband replied “Really? What did he say about that 50 yr. old ass of yours?”
    His wife replied “your name never came up!”

     

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