Monday morning quickies

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A devastated-looking man knocks on the door of a woman known for her
charity.
“Please, ma’am,” he says when she opens up, “can you help this poor,
tragic family down the block? The father just lost his job, and his wife is too ill to work. They’re about to be turned out into the cold
streets unless someone can pay their rent.”
“That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life!” says the woman.
“May I ask who you are sir?”
“Their landlord.”
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face
or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of
humour!'
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Wife: ‘What are you doing?’
Husband: “Nothing.”
Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an
hour.’
Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’
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~Steve~                             H/T  Joseph

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