Monday Funny! Who’s afraid of Julia Roberts?

This dog is!

I’d be frightened too.

Little Red Riding Hood: “What big mouth and teeth you have, Grandma.”

Did you know that in 2002, after stealing makeup artist Vera Steimberg’s husband, cameraman Danny Moder (whom Roberts later married), Julia Roberts wore this hand-lettered “A Low Vera” t-shirt to mock Vera?

From the National Enquirer:

Julia Roberts has launched an all-out attack on the woman whose husband she stole.

And her latest thrust against boyfriend Danny Moder’s estranged wife Vera is a T-shirt she’s wearing in public that’s emblazoned with three words: “A Low Vera.”

The shirt — shown in exclusive ENQUIRER photos — appears to be a play on “aloe vera,” but sources say the handmade lettering is a vicious shot at Vera.

In February 2014, Roberts’ 9 years younger half-sister (they had the same mother), Nancy Motes, committed suicide via a drug overdose.

An aspiring actress, Motes was obese and had gastric bypass surgery in 2012. She said she was known as Julia’s “fat little sister” and that Julia taunted her about her weight, leading her to undergo the drastic weight loss surgery. Motes said:

“When I was in high school and she [Julia] was an adult, she would just let me know that I was definitely overweight. She would make it quite clear to me and in a not so nice manner.

Julia did not want to see me go down that path [of acting] … So I just got a lot of criticism from Julia, which was very discouraging for me.”

Motes left a handwritten suicide note:

My mother and so-called “siblings” get nothing except the memory that they are the ones that drove me into the deepest depression I’ve ever been in.

At Motes’ funeral, Julia reportedly delivered a bizarre eulogy, that as her sister, she just wanted to “wring” Motes’ neck because Motes didn’t wait to see the joy that comes with the morning, but that she also admired Motes for having the strength to end the pain by committing suicide.

In 2010, in an interview for Elle magazine, Julia Roberts said she’s a practicing Hindu. She’s a believer in “climate change”. (Wikipedia)

~Eowyn

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Tom Jones
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Tom Jones

I never cared for Julia Roberts and never understood why ‘Pretty Woman’ was such a success.

The fact that such monstrous people – so many of them – become such huge celebrities with whom the public is so enamoured speaks to where the hearts&minds of most people are at.

I will not soend a dime on these celebrity dooshbags. ???.

Steven Broiles
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Most regrettably, I have known a few people who have committed suicide, and although I do not know the circumstances or motivations behind those tortured souls (at least not totally), I think we can all agree that the act of self-murder is, in and of itself, evil. When I was a boy, a war veteran whom everyone called “Buffalo Bum” drank and wallowed all day until, in 1962, he ran out into Francis Lewis Blvd. from the A & P parking lot and threw himself into the path of a car. Once in the hospital, he tore something off or… Read more »

Lophatt
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Lophatt

That was very thoughtful and nice. Yeah, the suicides I’ve known all had a common thread. Somehow, these people believe so strongly that everything should be precisely as they’d have it that life isn’t worth living otherwise. I’ve known quite a few people who left this realm at their own hand. I really believe that it’s insulting to God and for that reason, evil. I understand people who live in agony may have a stronger, more reasonable motive. But, as Lot shows us, even in agony God has his reasons. One thought that stands out to me though, is that… Read more »

Steven Broiles
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I wholeheartedly agree, Lophatt, and as the late Dr. D. James Kennedy said, the act of suicide is “throwing your life back in God’s Face.” Thank you for your past kind words of support, and thank you for your support on my Go Fund Me campaigns. I very much fear I am about to find out what real suffering is: My landlord is about to move to evict, and he knows my situation re.: the suspension of my license and inability to work. I shall fight in the courts. I’m afraid I may have to fight in the streets. But… Read more »

DCG
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Sorry to hear about the eviction, Steven. Stay strong and do keep us posted.

Steven Broiles
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Will Do, DCG. It won’t be immediate. Let’s see…

Richard Piotrowski
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Richard Piotrowski

Why was your license suspended? Was it something you did?

Lana
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Lana

Thanks for sharing that Steven. That last line ” Self Pity of a gift from the Devil” I had never heard before, and it is so true. There are people I know with whom that I will be sharing that piece of wisdom. It defies my imagination that those like Julia Roberts who have been gifted with so much in this life take it as a sign of their entitlement and superiority, as opposed to it being a source of gratitude. I cringed at her behavior and words as it evoked an image of a soul that is vicious, vacuous,… Read more »

Steven Broiles
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You got it right, Lana: “vicious, vacuous and depraved.” Works for me. Exactly like my landlord. Only WORSE.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I think this is at the heart of the passage “It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to inherit the Kingdom of Heaven”. When we’re rich and adored we come to believe that we no longer have to rely on God. That, of course, is utter nonsense. We should always be humble before our God and never become “puffed up” by any earthly successes we may have. “All is vanity”. One person can repair plumbing, another is a Hollywood actress, still another a trouble-making athlete. Neither is “better”… Read more »

Steven Broiles
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Actually, there are only two great entertainers I can think of right now who wanted God at death. John Wayne was a deathbed convert to the Catholic Faith, and Jackie Gleason called for a priest, because, he said, he was “afraid of going to hell.”
I hope both of them made it.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Maybe Gleason, but I’m not so sure about Wayne. Just kidding.

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

Never thought Roberts was as beautiful as she thinks she is. Like most Hollywood types she’s narcissistic and over inflated. Probably a lousy person from this article.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Horsey face. Mrs. Ed.

Auntie Lulu
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Auntie Lulu

Lophatt . . . I think that “Hollywood” chooses who they deem to be “beautiful,” and thus they promote various individuals to high pedestals. I just do not think that Roberts is in any way shape or form or “Pretty Woman.” Judging from her actions she is not beautiful either inside or out. I had no idea that she would treat a sibling in such a reprehensible manner. The fact that she would mock a woman whose husband she had stolen, frankly, assigns her to the title of “skant.”

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I can’t argue with that! Apparently what’s on the inside is far uglier than the outside. I never thought she was “beautiful”. She can be “pretty” in a unique sort of way. After reading this, I don’t think I’ll even consider her “pretty” anymore.

Ioan
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Wodering how many was in her bed or them beds…theres no exception to this rule

Alma
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Alma

Afraid of who??? They try to depict her as this sweet, sophisticated woman, well I’m glad I don’t think like “them” really, she just lets people see her outside when I feel she’s very secretive and doesn’t care as long as fame and fortune are in her side. Talk about an inflated ego!

bob
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bob

I was always told dogs could sense evil.