Monday Funny: The Will

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A man was telling his buddy, “You won’t believe what happened last night. My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.'”
“Holy Smokes,” replied the friend. “She actually said that?”
“Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said, ‘Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Mohammed. We’re going to work together on Hillary’s election campaign.”
H/t FOTM’s maziel
~Éowyn

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TrailDust
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TrailDust

stupid-burn-the

 
MoparToYa
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It’s not funny. Think about it.

 
DCG
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DCG

Good one!

 
CalGirl
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She must be one of those kids in my husband’s college adjunct classes that he comes home and talks about lately…..Sounds about right. Woe is……US!