Monday Funny: Test how moral you are!

Are you as moral as you think you are?

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Only you will know the results, so remember that you must answer the question honestly.

THE SITUATION:

You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper.

You find yourself in Miami, Florida, where a hurricane is raging. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury — a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you to shoot career-making photos.

There is chaos all around you — gale-force wind, torrential rain, and a flood of biblical proportions. Houses and people swirl around you, some disappearing under the water.

THE TEST:

Suddenly, from your boat, you see a woman in the water, about to go under. She is desperately fighting for her life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You paddle closer . . . .

The woman looks familiar.

You suddenly realize who it is.

It’s Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)!

She goes under the roiling flood water. Then her head emerges. She gasps for air and yells, “Help! Help!”

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:

You can (A) save the life of Ocasio-Cortez; or (B) you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the demise of the darling of the Left who is hell-bent on destroying America.

THE QUESTION:

Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer.

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Would you select high-contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

~Éowyn

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Old Guy
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Old Guy

Do I have a prop on my boat?

Kelleigh Nelson
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Kelleigh Nelson

Oh geez, I think I just failed the morality test!

William
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William

I’d toss her a life preserver then make a video of the current carrying her off to Cuba where she belongs

William
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William

Then I’d upload the video, win a Pulitzer, and have my morality intact because I saved her pointless life. Win-win. She wouldn’t have to worry about shark attacks because Communist Latina bartenders are not considered edible in the shark community. One look at those beaver teeth and they’d back off anyway

Steven Broiles
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I would opt for the black & white. Seriously, I would try to save her. And then I would smack her face. (Just kidding!)

DCG
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Decisions, decisions…I’d go with B&W!

TrailDust
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I would go with a grainy newsprint style black and white. 😀

Grif
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Having spent more than three decades as a professional journalist, I would choose high contrast color. She’s already in black and white–personally and politically.

Alma
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Alma

Neither. All I have is dental floss and the camera has no film.

G706
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G706

Kodachrome!

Jackie Puppet
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I’d try to save her, and tell her I’m a Trump supporter.

Then she has to decide whether or not she still wants to be saved.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I’d throw her my anchor and tell her to hang on while I head for shore. If she makes it it’s providence, not me.

MarkyMark
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MarkyMark

I think I’d shoot the prize winning photo. I’d go for both color and B&W, BTW. Seriously, why would I save someone trying to DESTROY my country, my freedom, and my way of life? Seems counterproductive to me.

There’s something we all need to remember. To us, liberals are decent people with bad ideas. To them, we’re BAD PEOPLE with ideas. They want us DEAD, folks! They want us dead! The sooner we realize we’re in a civil war, the better off we’ll be.