Monday Funny: A Republican, libertarian and Democrat were in a restaurant….

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A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.
The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?”
The waitress nodded “yes!”
So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus, over there?”
The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron, to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there honey! How’s about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!”
He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, “Isn’t that God’s boy over there?”
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. “On my bill,” he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could hear.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.
Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.
Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the Democrat.
The Democrat jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me! I’m on disability!”
SS disability cartoon
H/t Shireen
On a more serious note:

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Monday Funny: A Republican, libertarian and Democrat were in a restaurant….

  1. That cartoon is more correct than most know. Stuart Varney told us before the 2012 elections that BO took thousands out of unemployment and put them under SSDI to make his numbers look better. Then we had the big, we are running out of social security money scare. And the people believe the figures thrown at them, even though we have so many jobs now gone and so many out of the job force. The figures do not match up.
    Just like these same people believe why there are higher stock market numbers and the world is saved.

     
  2. Good deal-thanks for the Funnies! I have a question though.
    Why is it that so many are able to fake their way through the system and get SSD their FIRST time around,while keeping on living the good life,while my Brother Dutch,who is 60 years old and has had 2 back surgeries,one shoulder surgery and one neck surgery,has had heart surgery and has arthritis in his knees so bad he can barely walk up the stairs to his home,keeps getting turned down? As I understand it,their main reason is that he hasn’t been employed enough during his life to qualify. His back and neck injuries are from a car accident when he was 10. He worked various jobs into his early 20’s,when he married;his wife’s job was secure and paid the bills had had insurance,so HE stayed home and raised their kids and she worked. As time went on,his back and neck was getting worse;he worked as a Mechanic for a while but blew out his shoulder when a transmission fell on him. He was divorced and married two more times,no more kids though. His last wife left him because she thought he was faking his pain and injuries (I grew up around him,and trust me-there’s NOTHING fake about his health),so he’s off HER insurance. (Ironically,when they divorced,her kids aligned with and sided with HIM.) NOW,since he was unable to work for any length of time,he comes up one Quarter short of enough to actually get Disability. (Since he can’t work,whatever Disability he might get would go to paying up his property taxes and getting his Utility bills paid current,and covering his living expenses.) just blows me away that they aren’t actively finding and prosecuting the fakes out there who are helping take Disability from those who REALLY need it. Does anyone have any ideas of how to help him?
    Thanks for letting me vent.

     
  3. Too funny and unfortunately too true!!!😉

     
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