Miss Fanny Green

A married Irishman went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church.
‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession… I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’
The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary’s.’
Soon thereafter, another Irishman entered the confessional. ‘Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I’ve had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.’
This time, the priest questioned, ‘Who is this Fanny Green?’
‘A new woman in the neighborhood,’ the sinner replied.
‘Very well,’ sighed the priest. ‘Go and say ten Hail Mary’s.’
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the church. The eyes of every man were affixed upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green high heels.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and shiny  green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to reveal she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, ‘Is that Fanny Green?’
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, ‘No Father, I think it’s just a reflection from her shoes.’
H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska
~Eowyn

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wildriver
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wildriver

Shame….less HUSSY!!!

TrailDust
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TrailDust

😀

josephbc69
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This is on its way to becoming a classic, and a perfect start to a long day!