Miss Bum Bum 2014 is unclear on the concept of virginity

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VID: Virgin On The Ridiculous As Miss Bumbum Looks For Mr Right
Indianara Carvalho, 22, who calls herself “a model” but looks more like a silicon-injected post-op transgender to me, is Miss Bum Bum 2014.
What’s Miss Bum Bum? It’s a beauty contest in Brazil to select the “woman” with the best butt among 27 women — one from each state.
But being Brazil’s Miss Bum Bum of 2014 isn’t enough for Ms. Carvalho. She wants to garner some respect for her Miss Bum Bum title by becoming a virgin, again!
Ruth Styles reports for the Daily Mail, Dec. 9, 2014, that Carvalho has had “vaginal rejuvenation surgery” which includes a hymenoplasty so she can use her newly virginal status to find love and, once again, enjoy her “first time” with “someone special”.

The procedure, which is not available in the UK, can be done by using surgical gel to create a new temporary hymen that lasts a few days before dissolving, or a new more permanent hymen by using a flap of skin cut from the vaginal wall. Women undergoing the latter treatment must abstain from sex for at least three months after undergoing the procedure.

Speaking about her surgical plans, Carvalho said: “I wanted to undergo surgery to reconstruct my virginity before I have new photographs done. I wouldn’t feel good about appearing naked if I wasn’t exactly as I came into the world if you know what I mean. I think I also want to give a bit of respect and new concept to the Miss Bum Bum title by being a virgin.”

Miss Bum Bum intends to keep her new post-surgery photos under wraps until Christmas.

The Miss Bum Bum contest began four years ago, but is not without controversy. The 2014 contest was marred by scandal after it was alleged that Carvalho had bribed the judges with over £70,000 (about $100k) in cash to make sure she won. In 2013, a pair of contestants, Mari Sousa, 25, and Eliana Amaral, 24, were also accused of paying bribes, although the 2013 title was eventually won by Dai Macedo.

Message to Ms. Carvalho:

The hymen is “A membranous fold of tissue that partly or completely occludes the external vaginal orifice.”

The Medical Dictionary defines “virginity” as “Sexual naivté: Never having engaged in sexual congress, intercourse; the classic finding in female virgins is an intact hymen.” Note that the emphasis is on “sexual naivté: Never having engaged in sexual intercourse,” not the presence or absence of hymen because many virgins don’t have intact hymens.

All of which means your undergoing expensive and tortuous surgical mutilation to “reconstruct” an artificial hymen does not and cannot “restore” your virginity. Once it’s gone, it’s gone FOREVER.

Speaking of bums, big butts seem to be all the rage these days because of “celebrities” like Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez. About a month ago, Kim, who became a celebrity gained notoriety with a “leaked” sex video, vowed “to break the Internet” with pics of her naked GARGANTUAN buttocks in the hitherto unheard-of magazine Paper.

Yet another sign that humans are reverting to primitivism, or don’t you know that female chimps & baboons present their swollen red butts when they’re rutting?

Kim Kardashian

For an alternate view, I recommend blogger Isaiah 53:5 Project’s excellent “Here are 10 things real men love more than your butt.”


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0 responses to “Miss Bum Bum 2014 is unclear on the concept of virginity

  1. Great post. Thanks for the link 🙂

  2. Oh, I find Hollywood so despicable these days. Bring back the Hayes morality codes of the thirties and forties.

  3. DC Rumour Mill Just In: Michael Obama orders drone strike after losing Bum Bum to another baboons arse!

  4. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  5. Anybody else notice how much the Baboons ass looks like Obama’s mouth?

  6. NOW REALLY…. Just think about it. She had her hymen surgically replaced… now think about how that’s going to feel when she decides to “break” it… THAT is going to seriously hurt!!!

    • I especially like the fact the surgeons feel they have to warn her NOT to have sex for 3 WEEKS,until it heals. Isn’t that a “guaranteed no-brainer”? If she DID,that surgery would be not just a waste of money,but an ABSOLUTE waste of money.

  7. Dear Eowyn,
    Jeps, that’s the Brazilian mentality. The bigger your butt, the better you are!!! And let’s be fair, when you are born lacking a brain, the butt becomes the very best next thing you can offer… unfortunately loads of Brazilian women are big-butted, thick-legged empty shells that inject their bodies with every known (and perhaps unknown) crap in order to look bigger and even more vulgar (as if that were possible). And btw, the hymen surgery is becoming more popular…
    This is what Brazilians find attractive these days: https://entretenimento.r7.com/moda-e-beleza/fotos/descubra-os-segredos-do-polemico-bumbum-de-gracyanne-barbosa-20130213.html

    • “when you are born lacking a brain, the butt becomes the very best next thing you can offer”

      • Today’s neuron deprived younger generations, when asked to point out where their brain is would probably point to their butt.

    • DAAAAaaaaamn-I don’t understand,huggin’ a muscle-bound bimbo like that is like huggin’ a sack of potatoes! You could bruise a rib if you squeeze her wrong.

  8. I think that modesty and nice smiles are beautiful. Besides, smiling increases the face value. : ) I lived in a small community once, that had a great number of Mennonites. There were so many pretty ladies, wearing the little hat and long dresses. My son, who was 16 at the time said “mom those girls are pretty and they don’t show off their bodies”. I thought that was a rather deep observation for a 16 year old male. Leeann

  9. Now I know there is a genetic engineering factory where these things are rolling off an assembly line. They look like blow up dolls.

  10. Thank you Dr. Eowyn for this amazing post. Dear God help us! Can you imagine the “spirituality level” expressed by Ms. Butt? Virginity indeed is a spiritual choice primarily. And these women assume that we want to look at their ugly asses! Idiots!

  11. New form of reality…..have as much sex as you want and become a virgin, and women who’ve never had sex should be tested for pregnancy, chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis.
    Newsflash! If you value your virginity so much that you are willing to undergo a false procedure for it….save your money and simply keep your legs closed, gain some self-respect, wait til marriage for intercourse instead of whoring around..


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