Microchip Implant Allows Islamaniac Terrorists to Talk to God

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The Fellowship in its never ending quest to bring you the latest scientific news has found a new breakthrough in the medical field.  Field technicians at Semper Fi U. have made an astounding discovery.
Dr. I. Killem Okeydokey explains the procedure for our reporter on the scene Tina Kickbutt:
“The implant is  specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes:  Generally from .223 to .50 cal.

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required.
The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won’t even notice it!”
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,

~Steve~     H/T our intrepid reporter Miss Tina

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0 responses to “Microchip Implant Allows Islamaniac Terrorists to Talk to God

  1. Steve,
    Thanks for making my day. 🙂

  2. Very clever!

  3. Works for me!

  4. Could also be referred to as a cranial suppository, administered by a trigger activated applicator.

  5. Helping jihadists talk to Allah since 9/11!

  6. Ooo rah!

  7. Steve,
    “Dave, I knew you would like this one. We seem to think along the same lines.”
    Ya know, that’s not a little scary. :-^)

  8. Great explanation. Got this website off https://davesnotepad.blogspot.com/ . So, it’s being spread throughout the Internet.
    Need to also read a new book out that’s a thriller & about each of us finding out true destiny in history. Americans actually taking a stand for freedom. I recommend it.
    After serving in Iraq & Afghanistan/Pakistan I have to say that some people only understand a 2×4 board between the eyes. That is their only way to reason with them.

  9. this is probably the best I have seen all year! can’t quit laughin! it is really not funny though,it is coming soon to a town near you. Might be a good thing to share with Dirty Harry Reid though as of tonite-ect……

  10. Price, Quality, Speed.
    Rare when all three are covered in this manner. Too bad government doesn’t function this efficiently.

  11. Jazmyn & Brenda

    9. And the third Angel followed them, saying with a great voice: “If anyone has worshiped the beast, or his image, or has received his character on his forehead or on his hand,
    10. he shall drink also from the wine of the wrath of God, which has been mixed with strong wine in the cup of his wrath, and he shall be tortured with fire and sulphur in the sight of the holy Angels and before the sight of the Lamb.
    11. And the smoke of their torments shall ascend forever and ever. And they shall have no rest, day or night, those who have worshiped the beast or his image, or who have received the character of his name.”
    12. Here is the patient endurance of the Saints, those who keep the commandments of God and the faith of Jesus.
    — Apocalipsis
    “Please please do not accept this Mark because you will be lost to Me. This mark will kill you not just physically but spiritually. Remain outside of this jurisdiction. Start planning your food stock piles, blankets, candles and water now if you want to avoid receiving The Mark. The Mark of the Beast.
    He the Anti-Christ who will head this New World Government believes he will steal the souls of the human race. But he won´t. Just as many will fall under his influence so too will my followers remain steadfastly loyal to Me their Divine Saviour.
    For all of you who will pour scorn on these prophecies listen now. Fall under the influence of this global power and you will be lost. You will need strong faith to survive. Prayers you request will be answered. I will protect you during this fearsome period on earth. ”
    God bless all.

  12. One should look at the insistence that U.S. Corporations install the Cellular network while Iraq was being rebuilt.
    It is quite possible that a large portion of ISIS members were brainwashed with the help of implanted rfid microchips through the cellular network in Iraq, as well as the ISIS members from Western Europe.
    This is just looking at what is possible or what was possible in this time frame.


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