Michelle Obama wore thigh-high hooker boots for NY book appearance

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Former First “Lady” Big Mike Obama, 54, has been on a book tour hawking his autobiography Becoming . . . Michelle Obama. (Cough, cough, wink, wink.)

Wednesday night, December 19, was the final stop of the book tour, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York, where he was interviewed by Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wearing a hideous, shiny yellow-satin wrap dress from designer Balenciaga’s Spring/Summer 2019 ready-to-wear collection that is not yet available to the public, Big Mike towered over Parker like a Sasquatch.

Mooch’s dress was cut away to reveal his thick thighs and legs encased in a pair of $3,900 thigh-high, metallic-gold, stiletto-heel boots, also from Balenciaga.

Despite the $3,900 price-tag, the boots look cheap — what you’d expect hookers to wear.

Strangely, Mooch appeared to be missing a boob:

Sycophantic Daily Mail crows that sales of Mooch’s book “have been heavy, with the book breaking through to number one in the UK on Tuesday. In the U.S. and Canada, the book sold 725,000 copies on its first day, and within two weeks had become the No. 1 book of the year.”

See also “Sunday Funny: Big Mike dances”.

H/t Kelleigh and Vivian Lee

~Eowyn

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33 responses to “Michelle Obama wore thigh-high hooker boots for NY book appearance

  1. It would be best for Michele Obama to remain silent and allow people to think she has no intelligence, rather than open her mouth and remove all doubt!

    Yep, all that was missing was the crack pipe. But what to expect from a boob?

     
  2. That is the most garish git-up I have ever seen. Did he actually look in the mirror before leaving the house? With time, he is just spinning out of control.

     
  3. Thank God Big Moochy’s fashion designers refused to dress Melania! No matter where Moochy goes, (s)he is dressed like a hooker.

     
  4. I’ll bet Big Mike’s boots are size fourteen. What did she do after the show, arm wrestle Hulk Hogan?

    Why are we still watching this gorilla? Too bad Koko died. She was more entertaining.

     
  5. Looks like a carp stuck in a banana.

     
  6. $3900 boots on a $.05 piece of shit… At least a turd can be used for fertilizer..

     
  7. Let me tell you how that “bestseller” stuff works. It is NOT based on how many individual people buy the book. So that 725,000 copies sold does not mean that those were bought by individuals. It means that 725,000 copies were sold to BOOKSTORES around those countries (US and Canada). Chances are that those stores will not be able to sell all those copies and what does not sell will be returned to publishers. Later when you see those copies at Barnes and Noble in their Bargain Books department, those are all the copies that did not sell at full price the first time around. So, never believe that “bestseller ” crap you hear. How do I know this? I worked for the big box bookstore as a manager for 20 years. Those bestseller numbers are based on how many copies the stores bought. Not how many were sold to customers.
    Oh…and no matter how hard Michelle Obama tries, she can never hope to look even one quarter as good as Melania Trump. It’s like a lump of coal sitting next to a diamond.

     
  8. Man that dress needs some tailoring. Just not a very good fit at all.

     
    • The dress is meant to drape over a very slender, anorexic woman with no boobs or hips, not a 200-lb., 6 ft. hulking sasquatch.
      That being said, I have difficulty imagining any woman looking good in that dress. A more subtle color that isn’t that loud yellow would help….

      What a peculiar, completely unreal body-image Mooch must have of himself.

       
      • Ha, ha. Monkey in a man suit (or woman suit). Probably has stays under the armpits to keep his knuckles from dragging.

         
  9. If it weren’t for bad taste, wookie would have none…

     
  10. I’d think Sasquatch would run from this middle linebacker sized tranny.

     
  11. That yellow tarp is actually a cover for a VW Bug.

     
  12. It looks like Big Mike swiped the drapes from the Oval Office!

    https://freeindeed484.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/5a85bbf6d030721c008b475f-750-562.jpg

     
  13. those boots just scream ‘Drag Queen’ – maybe he’s planning on going public soon?

     
  14. Let’s face it: the Obamamama and Mikie the Michelle were meant for one another. They are two falsities trying to make one truth, and it’s obviously not working. Never has, and never will.

     
  15. Dying laughing at the comments & the excellent detailed descriptions of The Mooch, his hideous outfit & Tramp boots (were those obscene $3,900 boots a gift from one of Mike+Barry’s “sugar daddies”?).

    Since the book stop was in the evening, Mooch must have dressed with “later night” in mind … a meet up at Barry’s “Bath House” for an orgy with him & some of his faggy buddies.

    I saw a tweet elsewhere which said that “Motel 6 must be missing a bedspread,” lol, re Mike’s yellow dress. The “car cover” for a VW Bug was a good one, too. Ha!

    The linebacker & Sasquatch comments were also a hoot! 😀

     
  16. A banana “dipped” in chocolate. Barf!

     
  17. Chewbacca (or Sasquatch) & horseface SJP get together.

    This is just begging for memes to pop up all over the place!

     
  18. Swing that thing, Mike.

     
  19. That nasty FRAUD pig makes me physically ill.

    That outfit clearly indicates Michelle obama is delusional. Only a sick individual would not be able to tell in its mirror = not a good choice in attire.

    Its handlers had to be laughing at this freak.

     

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