Michelle Obama wore thigh-high hooker boots for NY book appearance


Former First “Lady” Big Mike Obama, 54, has been on a book tour hawking his autobiography Becoming . . . Michelle Obama. (Cough, cough, wink, wink.)

Wednesday night, December 19, was the final stop of the book tour, at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York, where he was interviewed by Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wearing a hideous, shiny yellow-satin wrap dress from designer Balenciaga’s Spring/Summer 2019 ready-to-wear collection that is not yet available to the public, Big Mike towered over Parker like a Sasquatch.

Mooch’s dress was cut away to reveal his thick thighs and legs encased in a pair of $3,900 thigh-high, metallic-gold, stiletto-heel boots, also from Balenciaga.

Despite the $3,900 price-tag, the boots look cheap — what you’d expect hookers to wear.

Strangely, Mooch appeared to be missing a boob:

Sycophantic Daily Mail crows that sales of Mooch’s book “have been heavy, with the book breaking through to number one in the UK on Tuesday. In the U.S. and Canada, the book sold 725,000 copies on its first day, and within two weeks had become the No. 1 book of the year.”

See also “Sunday Funny: Big Mike dances”.

H/t Kelleigh and Vivian Lee

~Eowyn

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Steven Broiles
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It would be best for Michele Obama to remain silent and allow people to think she has no intelligence, rather than open her mouth and remove all doubt!

Yep, all that was missing was the crack pipe. But what to expect from a boob?

Auntie Lulu
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Auntie Lulu

That is the most garish git-up I have ever seen. Did he actually look in the mirror before leaving the house? With time, he is just spinning out of control.

Goldbug
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Goldbug

Thank God Big Moochy’s fashion designers refused to dress Melania! No matter where Moochy goes, (s)he is dressed like a hooker.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

I’ll bet Big Mike’s boots are size fourteen. What did she do after the show, arm wrestle Hulk Hogan?

Why are we still watching this gorilla? Too bad Koko died. She was more entertaining.

Lophatt
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Lophatt

Looks like a carp stuck in a banana.

Watertender
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Watertender

$3900 boots on a $.05 piece of shit… At least a turd can be used for fertilizer..

MyBrainHurts
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MyBrainHurts

Let me tell you how that “bestseller” stuff works. It is NOT based on how many individual people buy the book. So that 725,000 copies sold does not mean that those were bought by individuals. It means that 725,000 copies were sold to BOOKSTORES around those countries (US and Canada). Chances are that those stores will not be able to sell all those copies and what does not sell will be returned to publishers. Later when you see those copies at Barnes and Noble in their Bargain Books department, those are all the copies that did not sell at full… Read more »

DCG
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Man that dress needs some tailoring. Just not a very good fit at all.

Lophatt
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Lophatt
Lophatt
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Lophatt
Anonymous
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Anonymous

If it weren’t for bad taste, wookie would have none…

Hawkmoon
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Hawkmoon

I’d think Sasquatch would run from this middle linebacker sized tranny.

Mad Celt
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Mad Celt

That yellow tarp is actually a cover for a VW Bug.

Maryaha
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Maryaha

It looks like Big Mike swiped the drapes from the Oval Office!

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Tom Jones
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Tom Jones

those boots just scream ‘Drag Queen’ – maybe he’s planning on going public soon?

Joseph BC69
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Joseph BC69

Let’s face it: the Obamamama and Mikie the Michelle were meant for one another. They are two falsities trying to make one truth, and it’s obviously not working. Never has, and never will.

TPR
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TPR

Dying laughing at the comments & the excellent detailed descriptions of The Mooch, his hideous outfit & Tramp boots (were those obscene $3,900 boots a gift from one of Mike+Barry’s “sugar daddies”?). Since the book stop was in the evening, Mooch must have dressed with “later night” in mind … a meet up at Barry’s “Bath House” for an orgy with him & some of his faggy buddies. I saw a tweet elsewhere which said that “Motel 6 must be missing a bedspread,” lol, re Mike’s yellow dress. The “car cover” for a VW Bug was a good one, too.… Read more »

Alma
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Alma

A banana “dipped” in chocolate. Barf!

Jackie Puppet
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Jackie Puppet

Chewbacca (or Sasquatch) & horseface SJP get together.

This is just begging for memes to pop up all over the place!

TrailDust
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Swing that thing, Mike.

Fina Biscotti
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Fina Biscotti

That nasty FRAUD pig makes me physically ill.

That outfit clearly indicates Michelle obama is delusional. Only a sick individual would not be able to tell in its mirror = not a good choice in attire.

Its handlers had to be laughing at this freak.

John
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John

Isn’t that what trannies love to do?? Get all dressed up in their womans fashion wear??? They don’t care if their nut sack hangs out much less care about if they really look like women to anybody but their sick selves. Michael obama is a man and Obama is a homo. The joke is on us… and now they are laughing all the way to the bank.