Memo to NSA spooks: FOTM is having another Caption Contest!

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This is the 50th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic:

Obama sweats in Berlin 6-19-2013The above photo of the POS and Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel was taken in Berlin on June 19, 2013.

You know the drill:

  • The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! :D
  • FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
  • Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. :(

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 2, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“Mr. President, if you think this is hot, where you’re heading, there’ll be not just heat, but eternal fire and the gnashing of teeth.”

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here!

~Eowyn

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0 responses to “Memo to NSA spooks: FOTM is having another Caption Contest!

  1. “After that, Mr. President, I’m going to handcuff you to the bed, climb up on top of you, and while dripping candle wax all over your naked body…”

     
  2. Barry thinking to himself : I hope those pics of me in the bath-house never see the light of day …….

     
  3. Oh my G_ D ( satan) !!! She is gonna blow it !!!

     
  4. How will I explain sweating like the N word, when the N word is a NO, NO?

     
  5. Aw, jeez. Don’t tell me she had beans for lunch again today.

     
  6. “I can’t understand why it’s so hot here, I keep hearing the name Snowden.”

     
  7. I hope it’s not this hot in hell.

     
  8. I hope she doesn’t mention last night.

     
  9. mike diamond

    barry is saying to himself hurry up chancellor its all about me me me,its hot in here,where is my teleprompter,i hope it works,those air port baggage dudes thought it was a basketball.

     
  10. Damn Germans. Angie drank me under the table last night and she’s still going strong.

     
  11. heck i have said in the past that i can speak austrian and this woman here is german and i can’t understand a word she is saying. but whew is it hot in here or is it me. well we know it isn’t me so it must be that doggone Bush again.

     
  12. “Why are there are so few people coming to listen to me lately? It’s my speech writer’s fault. Just let me get through this one……then I’ll hire a new speech writer when I get home.”

     
  13. An illegal alien masquerading as a ‘Natural born citizen’, Wiping your ass with the U.S Constitution, Black Panther Voter Intimidation not prosecuted, Fast and Furious, Benghazi, obummercare, IRS travesties, AP illegal monitoring, 2008 and 2012 election fraud, gutting the U.S. Military High Command after Benghazi, Seal Team 6 murders, drone murders, gays in the military, Illegal Immigrants ‘Amnesty”, Bail Outs, Stimulus theft,… should I go on Mr. Soweto?… Its getting a little HOT in here isn’t it ‘Mein Furher’….
    Just think what its gonna be when you reach the gates of Hell!!!!

     
  14. If you think it’s hot now Mr. Prez, wait until YOUR after life!

     
  15. As hot here as it is at my house (hell)!

     
  16. BC….check, Selectiive Service Card…..check. College records hidden….check. Social security number….check. God, I hope the black doesn’t come off!!

     
  17. (Obama to himself:) “Unbelievable. I thought I was the top commie henchman!”

     
  18. Oh I hope the sunlight doesn’t interfere with my Teleprompter. I haven’t been this hot since that visit to the 57th state.

     
  19. Meine Damen und Herren, ich jetzt den ersten schwarzen Schwanz eines Präsidenten, der bald zu kommunistischen Staat Amerikas.

    I hate it when leaders do not use TelePrompters.
    She just told her nation I was a black dick.

     
  20. Dressage Rider

    Someone should have warned me about German hot flashes.

     
  21. Phew! What scandal am I going to have to lie about next?

     
  22. “Damn! Someone should have told me that sauerkraut was an aphrodisiac!”

     
  23. Someone moved the cheeeezzzz………………………………….

     
  24. “Oh crud…what’s her name, what’s her name, what’s her name?!!”

     
  25. Dressage Rider

    Who cut the cheese!

     
  26. Women who are more manly than me really make me nervous

     
  27. Sitzpinkler. She just called me a sitzpinkler. What the hell is a sitzpinkler?

     
  28. Wow, that German brew really kicked my lightweight butt, because I can see three of her.

    -Dave

     
  29. Damn! These horns grow back at the worse times….

     
  30. missysmama

    “Why did I visit Hitler’s altar to the sun god BEFORE this stupid speech? By the way, I’d better hide my face from Angela, because I don’t want her to notice that you can’t see my reflection in the plexiglass!”

     
  31. rjwanderer

    All right. Almost done here. Then my $100,000,000 vaca in the homeland. And then… $hit…I have to go home and find a way to convict the murderer of my son, Trayvon.