Masturbation booth in New York City

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New York City should change its nickname from Big Apple to Big Sewer.
Jim Hoft writes for Gateway Pundit, quoting Mashable, that on Tuesday, Jan. 12, 2016, a company called Hot Octopuss (HO) set up a “GuyFi” booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. in New York City, for men to “relieve stress” — euphemism for masturbation.
The masturbation booth is actually a phone booth with a cloth draped over it. Inside the booth was a chair and a laptop.
guy-fi booth, NYC
HO claims approximately 100 men used the booth on its inaugural day.
The company says the booth was “inspired” by a Time Out survey that claimed 39% of NYC men admitted to masturbating while at work. Another survey of 1,000 men in 2012, by Glamour magazine, said 31% of its readers had masturbated at work.
HO claims to be doing a public service, so that instead of masturbating at work, men can “take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves.” A representative of the company mealy-mouthed to Masable: “We may be insinuating that these booths could be used in whichever way anyone would like to ‘self soothe,’ but the brand is not actively encouraging people to masturbate in public as that is an illegal offense.”
HO is sex toys company established by two Brits, and the GuyFi booth obviously is a low-cost publicity gimmick. How long do you figure before the laptop and chair are stolen, assuming they are still in the booth?
The article on Gateway Pundit generated many readers’ comments, the funniest is this one:

Great, just great, now Muslims will demand goat-in-a-booth!

H/t FOTM reader GiGi


As I had suspected, there’s a homosexual angle to the masturbation booth.
A friend who had lived in NYC for many years sent me an email that the location of the booth, “north of the [Greenwich] Village and just east of Chelsea and south of the Garment District” is “fag central”.
The company, HO, sells “male sex toys”.

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0 responses to “Masturbation booth in New York City

  1. More “New York Values”?????
    Suggested NYC Official Slogan:
    New York City: If you don’t like it here….. beat it.

  2. This defies both morality and sanity.
    Those morons who patronize this should have it turned over
    while they are engaged by teenage hoodlums.

    • John . . . I’ll vote for that! That this would go on in a draped booth on a sidewalk on ANY CITY, USA is beyond the pale. Someone should set up a camera and take pictures of the jokers who are using this booth. I would be more interested in seeing who kind of people would frequent the place. If they pay to use this booth, would this not go against some laws regarding the use of public property (the sidewalk that the booth sit on.) I thought that I had heard of just about everything, but this garbage just about takes the cake. It is disgusting.

  3. Men are reading Glamour magazine? Um, ok.
    This is insanity.

  4. These whack-jobs in NYC need to get a hold of themselves. Uhhh, never mind.

  5. Another sign of the pending total collapse of society.

  6. encouraging the addiction of internet porn usage, coming into contact with bodily fluids because it’s not clean, encouraging self-gratification in public, encouraging lewd behavior in public, probably recording these fools in the act of self-gratification….guyfi…what’s there not to love when you can “love” yourself on the street?
    should just call it a port-a-potty with wifi

  7. Truly disgusting. I have not seen this in my travels in the Uber, and I WILL NOT be looking for it.
    This location is a block southwest of the Museum of Sex, located at E. 29 St. & 5 Ave. Go Figure…

  8. There are just no words.

  9. ICK! Just ICK!!!!

  10. Being NYC, I’m surprised that they don’t have gay guys in the booths given blow jobs!

  11. Good grief, this is another step downhill.

  12. Hey, I used to work in NYC, and I hate to break the news to you but this thing on the sidewalk is a small time outhouse operation compared to the largest one they’ve had in the city for years, City Hall. That’s where the professionals congregate.
    They have a field office at the UN, and of course the Center of the Masturbation Universe the U.S. Congress and White House. They are issued a solid gold urn of vaseline when they get elected. Maybe the vaseline is laced with some mind control drug, and that’s why most politicans who go to Washington “change”.

  13. UPDATE: The NYPD reports they had to shut down the booth after several suicides occurred. Someone put some porn flicks Bill Clinton made of him and Hillary ‘going at it’ on the laptop, and the poor bastards couldn’t take it.

  14. Can’t we put this on the “People of WalMart” page? It sort of fits in.

  15. The very last *Sigh* I have left I will leave with NYC, Open Sewer That It Is.

  16. Hey, I concur with Buck, here, and my family’s from there…

  17. This booth may well save Germany and the EU.

  18. I just love it when the prevailing culture spouts that mankind is basically “good.” Wrong. As so called civilized people we try to do good and frequently are but human nature is not good. It’s sinful and weak. Crap like this proves it.

    • Rocky, you just hit the nail on the head, as the recognition of our indwelling sin from conception is the first step in our eternal redemption. God revealed this truth through the words of David in Ps. 51:5;
      “Surely I was sinful at birth, sinful from the time my mother conceived me.”
      As did the Apostle Paul when he wrote that we are “by nature children of wrath, just like everybody else” (Eph. 2:2, translated).
      To use a baseball analogy, no one scores unless they first get past first base.

  19. So this is a “NY Selfie”?
    Wonder if Sharpton has a hand in it.
    Is it unisex or is there a special one for “The Ladies”?

  20. NYC culture?

  21. Thank you Dr. Eowyn for this amazing post. Once again, these activities are demonic and idiotic given the circumstances.

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