ManBearPig and the Big Freeze


This astonishing picture shows the world as it is today – with half the Northern Hemisphere covered with snow and ice.
The image was released by the National Oceanic And Atmospheric Association (NOAA) on the day half of North America is in the grip of a severe winter storm. The map was created using multiple satellites from government agencies and the US Air Force.
The shroud of white stretches down from Alaska and sweeps through the Midwest and along to the Eastern seaboard. The bitter cold has reached as far as Texas and northern Mexico where in Ciudad Juarez temperatures today were expected to dip to minus 15C. Tens of millions of people chose to stay at home rather than venture out. In Chicago, 20in of snow fell leading to authorities closing schools for the first time in 12 years. The newspaper for Tulsa, Okalahoma, was unable to publish its print edition for the first time in more than a century. [Source: Daily Mail]
But never fear, boys and girls. Al Gore is here!
He insists on his blog that “increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of manbearpig man-made global warming.”
This is the same Gore who once proclaimed in a CNN “Late Edition” interview with Wolf Blitzer that “During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” The same Gore whose new energy-wasting mansion (his 4th) in Montecito, Calif., has 6,500 square feet of living space and a swimming pool and fountains. His energy-wasting Nashville home is 10,000 square feet. The same Gore who had a net worth of a mere $1-2 million in 2000, but quickly fattened to an estimated $120 million by 2008 from his many global warming scams, such as an Academy Award and a Nobel Peace Prize no less.
Hmm, let me see if I got it right:

  • If there’s increased heavy snowfalls, it’s man-made manbearpig global warming!
  • If it’s an unexpectedly warm and dry winter, it’s man-made manbearpig global warming!
  • If summer is beastly hot, it’s man-made manbearpig global warming!
  • If summer is unseasonably cool, it’s man-made manbearpig global warming!

In other words, the same cause can lead to entirely opposite results! Which means the “science” of man-made manbearpig global warming can and will never be proven wrong. Pure genius.
My looney-left friend Stephanie got it right all along 30 years ago:

“Don’t confuse me with facts! I’ve made up my mind!” 


H/t beloved fellows Tina, May, & Steve.
~Eowyn

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0 responses to “ManBearPig and the Big Freeze

  1. Yo, Steve, try “PigManBear”, it works for me!

     
  2. well as our nations education got dumbed down now we have an inordinate amount of dumb people running things soon they will want to change the name of our country to zimbabwe so as not to be affected by the global warming climate change predicted by al gore (manbearpig) .

     
  3. AGW – greatest SCAM ever. Manbearpig should be in jail w/Maddoff…
    I got into it on twitter w/some tool who said “when you can prove your God exists then he’ll be able to prove AGW doesn’t exist”. IDIOT

     
    • The tool is indeed a fool.
      He’s mixing the Supernatural realm with the Empirical or Natural realm when he said “when you can prove your God exists then he’ll be able to prove AGW doesn’t exist.”
      Unless, of course, like all Warmists, for him AGW is really not a science, but a religion! What does that make Al Gore? LOL

       
  4. Global Warming is causing all the snow (it was Global Warming on the grassy knoll in Dallas too, you know!).

     
  5. how many people cite the movie “the day after tommorrow” as their basis that cold snowy weather is global warming.. and Dennis Quaid is a scientist, right.. if Pt Barnum were alive today he would have so much money they would have to print trillion dollar bills. Of course more years of Obamba and thats probably likely to happen anyway. Until NASA comes out and says hey there’s global warming, but regardless i do believe we should tell the arabs to stick their oil right up where the sun don’t shine and move on to some other form of fuel for our cars either vegetable oil or good old H2O .

     

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