Making fun of traditional marriage?

Lesbians threaten to ‘steal your boyfriends’ in hilarious same-sex marriage  spoof

DailyMail: Among the historic Election Night wins  earlier this month were three states that voted in favor of gay  marriage. Maine, Maryland and Washington State joined six others that already approve same-sex unions.
But the women over at The Unsolicited Project  have a message for the 41 states that have not yet opened their arms to such  rights, in a hilarious parody that is sweeping the internet.
The video, a montage of stereotypical  lesbians, opens with one calling the recent vote ‘a great step forward for civil  rights. ‘However, that means there are still 41  states that oppose it.’
For them, the women issue a threat: ‘Whatever  – keep marriage between a man and a woman. And as a response, we will marry your  boyfriends.’
We would be the best wives ever,’ claims  another woman clad in a skull cap and a  Montreal Canadians jersey. ‘For starters,  we love sports. Every single sport.’ ‘While you’re dragging him to the  ballet or  making him sit through another episode of the bachelor, we  just scored NBA  playoff tickets – right behind the bench.’
A lesbian stretching her legs at the gym  claims: ‘He’ll never have to suffer through a five hour trip to the mall  again.’ ‘While you’re deciding between a slutty dress  and another slutty dress, we just bought the same three pairs of the same jeans  because they fit well.’
The group says that they could steal a  boyfriend while his unwitting girlfriend is at the nail salon. Go ahead, get your mani-pedi. We’ll  be at  your boyfriends playing Call of Duty, Skyrim, Halo. We own every  video game  console to date, and we can play all. night. long.’
If that’s not incentive enough, offer their  company and the company of other like-minded women, saying: ‘And hey, did you  know that lesbians know other lesbians?’ A blonde lesbian in a low-cut top and  clutching Nintendo Wii controllers says: ‘Sometimes we hang out, make out, and take our clothes off. Do you  your boyfriend will mind?‘
The woman also believe that longstanding argument starters like gawking at other women would be a thing of the  past. ‘What? Did he just stare at the waitress’ boobs? So were we.’
They go on: ‘Ladies, no offense, but you just  can’t  make your man as happy as we can. We will take him to the strip club  every year on his birthday – and even some of his un-birthdays, because  it’s a win-win.’ ‘We are like your boyfriend’s best friend – with boobs.’
The women then conclude: ‘So please, support  gay marriage, or we will marry your boyfriend.’  Another  adds: ‘Every. Last. One.’
This so-called “parody” is full of stereotypes. What makes you think all women take their husbands to the mall? What makes you think that all women don’t like sports? What makes you think all men want to go to a strip joint?
What an insult to married men and women who work hard at their marriages.
DCG

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